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I had never expected it, but telling a guy you're "into girls" works. It really does! They give you a blanc stare, a stupid joke and then they vanish into thin air.
- can I ask you something?
- sure!
- what's your name?
- Patty, but don't bother, I'm a lesbian.
- You... You're a dyke??
- eh.. yeah.
- hehe... *here's the blanc stare* Well, we've got something in common...
- I'm sure we do *false smile*
God, I loved my moment. I loved the look on his face, I loved the way he immidiately turned to his friends and told them, I loved the way they laughed at him. Oh, I loved everything about it!
next time I'll tell them I was abducted by aliens in my previous life. Oh they're gonna love it!
- can I ask you something?
- sure!
- what's your name?
- Patty, but don't bother, I'm a lesbian.
- You... You're a dyke??
- eh.. yeah.
- hehe... *here's the blanc stare* Well, we've got something in common...
- I'm sure we do *false smile*
God, I loved my moment. I loved the look on his face, I loved the way he immidiately turned to his friends and told them, I loved the way they laughed at him. Oh, I loved everything about it!
next time I'll tell them I was abducted by aliens in my previous life. Oh they're gonna love it!