He flys by waggging his tail!
Joe Namath is one crazy mofo. I want to be his friend. He kind of reminds me of a crazy uncle that I should (but don't have).
I keep wishing horrible diseases upon George W. Bush. I should feel guilty but I don't. I hope he comes down with monkey pox or the ebola virus. Mainly because...well, I don't have a logical reason for wanting him to die horribly. I just dislike him. And he's from Texas. Enough said.
I have to make chocolate peacn pie on Wednesday. I should try to get to the grocery store before Wednesday. One time I went to Jewel the day before Thanksgiving and I called an old lady a "cunt". I feel kind of bad. But it is sort of funny. She got in my way.
I keep wishing horrible diseases upon George W. Bush. I should feel guilty but I don't. I hope he comes down with monkey pox or the ebola virus. Mainly because...well, I don't have a logical reason for wanting him to die horribly. I just dislike him. And he's from Texas. Enough said.
I have to make chocolate peacn pie on Wednesday. I should try to get to the grocery store before Wednesday. One time I went to Jewel the day before Thanksgiving and I called an old lady a "cunt". I feel kind of bad. But it is sort of funny. She got in my way.