my computer is SLOW!?!?!?!

Oct 19, 2004 18:35

p.s their are sopposed to be some kind of smily faces if their isnt then you can kiss my ass!!!

"Emoticons" and what they reallymean

= I just got a steaming faceful of semen.

= I came too soon.

= I just came.

= Giving head. Be back when I .

= Worst. Orgasm. Ever.

= It was THIS BIG.

= IT WAS THIS FUCKING BIG.

= I'm glazing my donut. Go away.

= Best. Orgasm. Ever.

= I was expecting more.

= I was hungry, but my girlfriend just opened, so I'm fine.

= I have a big dong.

= I was moaning so loud I woke up the neighbors.

= Thanks for giving me head/eating out.

/ = I'm horny, but everyone is home.

= I started clapping. This only applies to chicks. Figure it out.

= Best. Head/Cunt Lapping. Ever.

= I thought you said it was big.

= It tastes better than I thought. This refers to an earlier one.

= He promised to fuck me.

= You fucked me too hard.

= I'm in love with your penis.
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