but daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores

Nov 27, 2006 20:48

oops i did it again?

just wait for this month to be over so i can live normal life again because this is horrible. i haven't done the dishes in a week and they're beginning to smell slightly, i lost the thingy used to brush hair last friday so i am a bit of a mess and in the mornings i don't know what day it is. ahh, november. the anticlimax- month.

i've become even more of a perv, if possible (apparently!), so i basically have dreams of living happily in a big house by the sea (something like san francisco but with lots of sand) with two- three men (married to them all!), and sometimes i am a man too and then it gets really perverted but lets not get into details. to tell the truth, i could use a wife more at the moment since i am packed with manly desperation/anxiety/misery and someone really needs to keep this household running since i can't. according to some sources i have a crisis in my life that usually hits as you turn 30. makes perfect sense! i am 30!
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