Feb 04, 2005 13:38
yesterday i got fired for being late too often. also, i suspect, because i am unable to "be less cool" as my ex-boss had frequently requested that i do.
then i skipped class and did my homework in the park, showing up just on time to hand it in and leave again.
i have already paid rent for this month and i have enough to make next month as well, utterly jobless.
i am going to wait at least two weeks before i even consider looking for a new job.
today i have chocolate almond breeze and amazing magical delicious vegan pot muffins, the recipe for which is secret because i made it up and don't remember anymore.
moral of the story: getting fired is the best thing since ever. i recommend it to anyone who is...actually, just to anyone.