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I can't believe I was out of the loop for ten fucking years. You'd think it'd be a little bit easier for a god to pull himself back together, but I guess not. What the fuck was in that syrum, anyway? I swear to god I'm going to find that bitch that made it, fuck her, and make her a goddamn vampire. Not one she can fucking cure with that pathetic little vaccine, either. She'll either be a vampire and fucking like it or I'll lock her in a little cell and shove little kids in for her to feed off of every now and then until she does.
Seriously, ten fucking years? There was some vampire plague that wiped 90% or more of us out? Blade's actually got friends? That's really fucking hilarious in and of itself right there. They've got a real little family business going on there. Oh well. I guess there's never been a better time for La Magra to be up and running. I'll bring the vampires back because we've gotta keep Blade in business, right? I don't even know how he's kept from getting bored all of this time. Maybe he's been out hunting dogs and being a fucking ghostbuster. Traded that sword of his for a plasma gun.
Oh well, at least I've started setting myself up again. My club being for the humans is just fucking embarrassing. They even took out the sprinkler system. That thing was my baby, and they just ripped it out. Somebody'll die for that. Oh wait, somebody already did. The thing about revenge is that it always feels like it's over too quickly and you're still fucking pissed.
On the bright side, one nice new power that comes with being the blood god is apparently the ability to instantly turn people. That'll help with the repopulation efforts.
Seriously, ten fucking years? There was some vampire plague that wiped 90% or more of us out? Blade's actually got friends? That's really fucking hilarious in and of itself right there. They've got a real little family business going on there. Oh well. I guess there's never been a better time for La Magra to be up and running. I'll bring the vampires back because we've gotta keep Blade in business, right? I don't even know how he's kept from getting bored all of this time. Maybe he's been out hunting dogs and being a fucking ghostbuster. Traded that sword of his for a plasma gun.
Oh well, at least I've started setting myself up again. My club being for the humans is just fucking embarrassing. They even took out the sprinkler system. That thing was my baby, and they just ripped it out. Somebody'll die for that. Oh wait, somebody already did. The thing about revenge is that it always feels like it's over too quickly and you're still fucking pissed.
On the bright side, one nice new power that comes with being the blood god is apparently the ability to instantly turn people. That'll help with the repopulation efforts.