Should have posted this on Saturday, but waaaa, I'm never on time.
Having a blast at Haunt as usual this year.
Had a pee'er on Saturday. Havn't had one of those in years.
I was doing my usual "farting on people while sitting on the windmill/gargoyle tower" gig, when I spotted a group of peeps (about 10) looking nervous about me. As I moved, they began to skitter a bit, so I prepped up and jumped out at them into a slide. As to be expected, they broke and ran in all directions, but one in particular just ran in a large circle, so naturally, I chase her. After about 6 laps around the people in the area, she crumbles to the ground. I monkeyed up and whispered taunts in her ear, and she started crying. (O.K. I kind of felt bad about that, but oh well....) Her friends that all ran off cam up to her and asked her if she was all right, and she replied "I pee'd myself." Sure enough, as she got up her pants were soaked.
Was it cruel?...Yes
Was it meen?...Yes
Was it necessary?...probably not
Did I laugh my ass off...DAMNED SKIPPY!!!
I love haunt sometimes.
V.
Had a pee'er on Saturday. Havn't had one of those in years.
I was doing my usual "farting on people while sitting on the windmill/gargoyle tower" gig, when I spotted a group of peeps (about 10) looking nervous about me. As I moved, they began to skitter a bit, so I prepped up and jumped out at them into a slide. As to be expected, they broke and ran in all directions, but one in particular just ran in a large circle, so naturally, I chase her. After about 6 laps around the people in the area, she crumbles to the ground. I monkeyed up and whispered taunts in her ear, and she started crying. (O.K. I kind of felt bad about that, but oh well....) Her friends that all ran off cam up to her and asked her if she was all right, and she replied "I pee'd myself." Sure enough, as she got up her pants were soaked.
Was it cruel?...Yes
Was it meen?...Yes
Was it necessary?...probably not
Did I laugh my ass off...DAMNED SKIPPY!!!
I love haunt sometimes.
V.