It just goes to show you...

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The one time I decide not to cheat on a girl and she breaks up with me.  I had to read about it in my journal first, and that shit is just wrong.  But I guess that's what I get for trying to make it work with a younger woman when older women are where it is at.  I got confused by the size of her boobs I think

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[amanda_latona]

I think officially everyone on my friends list is going through some fucked up break up. I think she did care about you though. I'm going to your LA show I guess I don't have much else to say, just let it burn you'll be alright.

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yeah i thought maybe she cared about me but if she was hitting it as often as she must have been with wilmer then i don't know. i'm giving you a backstage pass to that show you can help me let it burn.

[l_lohan]

I LOST MY MIND FOR A SECOND. PLEASE. YOU USE TO CHEAT ON PEOPLE. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY AND TAKE ME BACK.

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i can't believe it, now you're even jumping in on my comments i am not some plaything here for your amusement ok maybe i am but that doesn't mean that you can just throw me away the minute something else that's shiny and not as dumb as he used to be comes along.

aaron carter and i are now bf and we're forming a club called LINDSAY LOHAN ALSO MEANS EVIL or LLAME for short.

[l_lohan]

PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, THAT WILL BE THE ONLY AND ONLY CONFESSION I WILL EVER DO.

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i thought i was going to have to write 'let it burn, part two' but instead i'm writing 'YES I WILL TAKE YOU BACK EVEN AFTER YOU SLEPT WITH WILMER' except maybe i might get sued because of that title but fuck it.

[l_lohan]

when i was sleeping with wilmer, the first thing on my mind was you, second thing was wtf he is ugly and ew, and the third thing was me wishing that i ain't did what i did. cause i wasn't ready to go bye bye to our relationship.

i love you so much.

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when i heard that you were sleeping with him the first thought in my head were condoms the second thought in my head was would i still even go there anyway and the third thought was hell yes i would because YOU ARE LINDSAY LOHAN AND I LOVE YOU.