Dec 14, 2004 22:51
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: you fugly fhore
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: i made up a word its fhore
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: hahazha
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: funny lookin uglu fat whore
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: fuck u bitchass slut with no vagina
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: hahahahaha
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: i kno i kno i need to get one but my pills armt workin i got the boobs but DAMN i still have the dick
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: jeez it only took me like 3 weeks
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: wow its been like 3 years for u
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: well im started to get one my dick is slowly peeling off...its allmost there tho
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: lmao
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: but MAN im a hot chick...im starting to get number
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: s
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: and dates
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: haha
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: me too since tht pill whoa!!! they just come up to me anywhere
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: it works wonders
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: ill name it vagipill
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: ill name it nodickgetavagpill
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: lmao
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: i think thts a better name
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: i dont kno if i should use vagisil or the one for guys cuz im getting a RASH
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: and im afraid to have sex cuz how bout if my dick comes off and gets stuck u kno
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: ya tht would be a disaster
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: o i dunno if i should use a condumn or i dunno im confused
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: use a unisex one
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: or boxers or thongs?
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: hmm
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: so i should also take birth control and wear a condomn that attaches with a belt so when my HUGE penis comes off it will be attatcher and i want it so i cant frame it
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: oo i made my boxers into a thong
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: like in the back u cut it till its a thin g string
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: lmao
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: ash ur soo funny
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: thats my favorite part
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: is my name
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: ashley
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: yes i like it
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: lol
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: its better then augustis
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: and i got a C section but instead of baby they take out the FAT its amazing
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: wow
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: wat a concept
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: i kno im trying to go for a brittney spears look but i want pamela andersons boobs there lusious so like imma get implants
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: alrite
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: good idea
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: so they can be huge and perky just like my penis
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: hahahahah
cAnTxToUcH DiS x: brb
IdOnTgIvEaWuH: kk