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i have this theory
well...i have this theory that if you love somebody, it needs to be yelled from the top of the highest mountain; because holding the truth will only hurt you more in the end. i have this theory that if you live life by your own rules and no one else's, you can never be happier. i have this theory that you need to capture and feel the emotions in life to free yourself from all the "white noise" in life. i have this theory that soulmates do exist and that everybody has one, one way or another, and death cannot come without finding this "soulmate". i have this theory that regrets should not exist because everything happens for a reason. i have this theory that fear is the strongest and only emotion that can hold us from getting what we really want; and we need to overcome fear because the things we're scared of are usually the most worthwhile. they're just some theories of mine.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." stolen from erik