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Yesterday I had a dream about my boss Marlyn from Beat the Bookstore. In this dream she bought a jet-pack off of the internet. Think about how in Napoleon Dynamite and the time machine, that was the quality of the jet-pack. Well she was really excited about this jet-pack that was held together by duct tape. She proceeded to go outside and use it. It actually worked pretty well for about 10 seconds. Then she started to free fall at least 20 feet. It was scary and weird. I have to advise her not to buy a jet-pack off the internet ever!