Dave Chappelle on conan, on smoking laws in new york
"I was in a strip club, and i'm smokin but i figure i can at least get away with it cuz it's a strip club. so one of the girls, an actual stripper, says to me: 'sir put that out or i'll have you thrown out.' i said to her 'you've got your gonorrhea infested vagina in my face, and you're complaining about a cigarette?' i mean, seriously, she started it, give me a break'