grindstone grindstone and more grindstone

[_unhurt_]

back at the assignment face, hacking away at formatting (because formatting is NOT WRITING and thus infinitely preferable!)

i am here only to share with you this message from my sponsors kanzenhanzai:

"SUFFER WITH ME. I'm never going near sperm again."

and no, possession of the context will not help.

Comments

Re: ???

[hieronymousmosh]

Context will just make you say "ha ha, dick flu - OMG WHAT."

[hieronymousmosh]

Hey, you should change your lj name to "SPERM TRYING TO IMPREGNATE YOUR EYEBALL." Or you know, just think about that for a while. Maybe while you recuperate from the accompanying eye chlamydia.

SPERM AND I ARE THROUGH.

[_unhurt_]

i got your comment notifications at work. i had to fake a coughing fit.

if anyone had asked? i would have had to say: I AM CHOKING BECAUSE OF SPERM.

and it would have been YOUR FAULT.