since you've been gone

[_unhurt_]

i have reactivated my twitter account (where i am, helpfully, _unhurt_), refreshed tumblr twenty million times, harassed friends by email, further explored the interesting depths and corners of this current round of depression (ennui! bleakness! emotional paralysis! relentless self-criticism!) and stared at this picture:

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[lazy_hoor]

Hot.

I would be interested in testing your emotional paralysis with naked photos of Neil Oliver.

[_unhurt_]

isn't it raaaather?

emotional paralysis doesn't affect my knee-jerk horror-recoil psychological defence mechanisms. so, no need, really!

[lazy_hoor]

Yes.

Huh. Maybe I'll test it just to make sure?

[_unhurt_]

...

maybe i will scream and run away to a small island in the north s--- oh, wait, hang on.

[lazy_hoor]

Hehehehehehe...

[hellison]

I tried finding some (he definitely gets his kit off a few times in Coast ;p) but so far have had no success ;p

[_unhurt_]

no, really, DO NOT TROUBLE YOURSELF TO SEARCH.

[hellison]

Oh no trouble at all. Look at him. Look at the GLOVES...

[_unhurt_]

that is a disturbing image right there. desist!

[hellison]

'Imagine what I'm going do to with THIS' is what he's whispering in your ear...

[_unhurt_]

*weeps and curls up in a ball*

[hellison]

to be fair, it's kinda freaking me out too now ;p

[_unhurt_]

good. maybe you will end this senseless cruelty!

[being_here]

I kind of love you Helen.

[hellison]

heh, it's amazing what a google image search throws up. Also, can never watch Coast in quite the same light again ;p