before i have even finished the actual canon, d'oh!
however, even though i have spoiled myself, i am laughing far too hard to be irate:
Rorschach: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual Thank you for purchasing this POST-ROCHE RORSCHACH PORTABLE VIGILANTE UNIT.
The RORSCHACH is fun-sized for user convenience and ruthless efficiency.
p.s. god(s) help me - i hope this obsession passes soon. i am having Many Very Unhealthy Thoughts.