everyone is fired!

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hello! HELLO! scriggle posts a gif of lew ashby doing golf things in a KILT and the BOOTS and no-one TOLD ME OMG?

i am also firing myself, but that is not the point!

p.s. dear lj. GIVE ME MY COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS BACK. grr.

p.p.s. general drug question: doubling dose of fluoxetine to 40mg a day - likely to make me zombified

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Ohmygod KILT GOLF. There is also a video clip so you can hear Lew doing a Scottish accent.

And yes! I NEED comment notifications FOR LIFE. Why does LJ not get this?

It would be such an awesome Lifetime movie. Full of life lessons and manly tears. What is not to like?

Janitor!

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i will in fact be watching the episode. my issues with californication are big AND YET i still want to see. *kicks show*

worse they all arrive together later - making me all "oh, oh! i have so many emails i-- crap."

and it's all stuff i already read while frantically refreshing my f-list. bah!

(hey now, if joe could learn to love again cry there would probably be no need for the suicide situation!)

janitor/dr cox!

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Yeah I'm watching it with belmanoir and we are fastforwarding because it really is an awful show. Like really awful. Like some parts of it might be the worst things I've ever seen (hyperbole!). But Callum is having fun and doing comedy and looking damn lickable, so I must soldier on.

Oh agreed! The manly tears are a good thing. I would be all for everyone just crying and hugging it out.

I want to note that janitor/dr cox is a strikethrough that only applies to you so ha

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i enjoyed it in parts? the wine did help, i will admit. (i STILL kept pausing it to demand to know why hank is NOT USING CONDOMS OMG HE IS SLEEPING WITH MOST OF CALIFORNIA ARGH!) also becca and her boyfriend are kind of adorable.

i love the thing callum does with his waistband - even when dressed in only boxers/jersey shorts. it is 1. so a HIM tick. and 2. as c & i discussed, the tick of a man with no ass whatsoever (a lifetime of pulling up his pants. awww!)

i think the idea of joe dick crying may have broken me. (I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT ALL OKAY FOR HIM!)

yeahm, well, um. shut up! don't make me find the links to my al bundy/janitor crossover idea!

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(a lifetime of pulling up his pants. awww!)

Heee oh man TRUE FACT OF ADORABLE.

Awww JOE. Well in a Lifetime movie you CAN make it okay for him. That's the magic of it. The last scene would like be of him and Billy addressing their Christmas cards or some crap. Because if there's one thing the Lifetime network LOVES it is Christmas.

al bundy/janitor crossover idea!

Oh god that makes a horrifying amount of perfect sense to me.

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can we please pretend i spelt tic correctly? I HATE MY BRAIN THIS WEEK!

The last scene would like be of him and Billy addressing their Christmas cards

oh wow. someone MUST WRITE THIS.

they meet over beers at the jiggly room! al isn't sure what happened, but they drink a LOT, commiserate over their jobs... and when he wakes up he's sticky, naked and lying on the floor of a basement. and all around him are the staring eyes of a stuffed squirrel army!

eta: my spelling is totally broken. wah!

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oh wow. someone MUST WRITE THIS.

Billy: Idiot. You can't even spell.
Joe: What now there's a standardized spelling for fuckhammer? Shut up.
Billy: Listen captain dictionary, unless you're talking about something unsanitary with pork products it has two ms.

the staring eyes of a stuffed squirrel army!

Heeeee. But also, HORRIFYING.

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boyyyyys! <3 <3 <3

it's been a long week. i want HAPPY HCL FIC OKAY!

very horrifying. also: NAKED AL. my eyes!

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also, i support billy as a passive-agressive spelling corrector.

(on the other hand! belmanoir helpfully suggested i imagine joe writing a cover letter for me [i was whining about work] and:

me: i bet joe spells better than hugh. i want to believe until he turned against the system joe was briefly a really good pupil - like, till he was 11 or so. he has nice handwriting & he can spell! he used to forge sick notes for billy!

bel: TOTALLY. joe started almost-failing classes in middle school. there was some stuff at home and he'd bought his first black jeans and it was a thing. billy tried a little longer but he couldn't really resist joe when joe said "let's skip class and smoke behind the bleachers"...

bel: ps: Dear Sir or Cuntface

which: <3!)

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Awwwwww little Joe. You are so right! He would totally be a good student until he decided it was all bullshit. <3

Oh man Joe totally has good handwriting. I like this a lot. I have a thing about people's handwriting not like a sexy thing, but an oh fascinating type thing. It's cool to see how people write. And okay a sexy type thing too because I want to watch Joe write. I want to watch Joe write ON Billy. Ahem I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MY BRAIN HAS WANDERED HERE. I blame Joe.

Dear Sir or Cuntface

Heeeeeee.

[dugrival]

Hi, you guys are brilliant. BRILLIANT.

And there's that bit in Bucky's kitchen where Joe is doodling on something on the table and I want to see what he's drawing/writing SO bad. It's fascinating, right?

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the syringe pen! i love that! (i bet hugh nicked it to keep, too)

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Oh I KNOW. That drives me crazy. Every time I look so closely and yet I can never quite make it out.

[snoopypez]

ps: Dear Sir or Cuntface

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buzzylittleb]

Listen captain dictionary, unless you're talking about something unsanitary with pork products it has two ms.

Hello. I am dead of glee.