*cries and cries and cries*

[_unhurt_]

and this would be why i don't let bluebrocade make suggestions. her response to my little write-in tell-me-what-to-write poll?

Pls write the story behind that Hugh bestiality centerfold from Canadian Playgirl.

*scrubs eyeballs while rocking and moaning*

adds: special mention to helleboredoll for requesting unhurt/baby oil/plastic dinosaurs. what kind of a pervert do you take me for, woman?!?