*snicker*
tardington, in an effort to become a faster cyclist, is considering some extreme options. he feels his newly purchased helmet has made him faster. also his haircut (less hair = lighter). now he is considering emulating lance armstrong. THIS version of lance armstrong:
i expressed my anticipation of a) his new commuting speed record and b) his subsequent arrest.
tardington: [i would be] Uncatchable!
tardington: ...except by naked cycling policemen. Um.
ETA: this information mainly for edification of blue and kanzenhanzai: i am in my kitchen sucking on a bag of mixed balls.
which are sweeties, aka a type of CANDY you perverts.
ETA again: bike seats for the prostate-enhanced! sort of terrifying, actually.
i expressed my anticipation of a) his new commuting speed record and b) his subsequent arrest.
tardington: [i would be] Uncatchable!
tardington: ...except by naked cycling policemen. Um.
ETA: this information mainly for edification of blue and kanzenhanzai: i am in my kitchen sucking on a bag of mixed balls.
which are sweeties, aka a type of CANDY you perverts.
ETA again: bike seats for the prostate-enhanced! sort of terrifying, actually.