Nov 14, 2004 10:29
I think I'm going to have alien nightmares tonight.
And I think I kind of have a lot of energy right now, wait no I'm just delirious...why am I writing in this thing? I have no idea, boredom? ya I think so. I like to answer my own questions:) I have nothing interesting to say, I'm not a very interesting person, sorry.
Actually, Did you know that in Louisiana:
It is illegal to gargle in public places. (WTF!?)
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
New Orleans:
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. (thats my favorite one)
Don't you feel smarter now?!