Comments | _uncle_grandpa: sounds like hijinks lil Cousin Sister would be up to

_uncle_grandpa

sounds like hijinks lil Cousin Sister would be up to

Jun 16, 2005 10:22

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time ( Read more... )

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goth_and_dead June 17 2005, 15:05:41 UTC

This is really funny... do you mind if I take and put it in my journal? I will credit.

shoe would be tickled pink! _uncle_grandpa June 17 2005, 15:40:22 UTC

if y'all would like it. I cain't claim to have writ it, though, it was sent to me on that hifalutin Email aol, some sort of computer post office AuntieNiece done hooked her mamma and me up with a spell back. Gots me computer letters from all over God's green earth. Never did see me such a thing! Theys some very generous colored gentlemen fixin to make me a millionaire if'n I open up a bank acount, but Ah never had much truck with them banks. Them banks are a rich man's affair, and if you'd grew up back in the Depression like Ah had, you would know aint no better bank than a corn shuck mattress and a ready 12 gauge.

jest don't go tellin the sheriff was that Uncle Grandpa told you to git up to them hijinks and tomfoolery down to the Walmart, there. Ah gots enough on my plate what with the rhumatiz and the sheriff tryin to run me off my own back 40, talkin bout white tails outta season.

Re: shoe would be tickled pink! goth_and_dead June 17 2005, 16:17:12 UTC

I am gonna credit you for getting it from your journal. Doesn't mean you wrote it. And thank you! And I won't tell sherrif! :)

Re: shoe would be tickled pink! _uncle_grandpa June 17 2005, 16:56:03 UTC

thank ye right kindly there for keepin the sheriff from mah door!

Now Ah gots to have AuntieNiece learn me on them LJ cut thingamabobs for Ah am a long winded ole coot with a likin for chawin the fatback....

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