Nephew Uncle ...
done put a lift kit into his 1982 Camaro. Durn fool thing is 8 feet tall now. I say, "Boy, how are you going to hoist your fool self into that monstrosity?"
He says he been havin a mighty hard time shinin deer of a sheriff-free evenin what with the grass in the back pasture grown high with all these rains.
I say, "Boy, git your simple behind onto the tractor and MOW, or if yer too lazy to do that like your mollycoddled layabout son Cousin Brother, let the sheep innit to graze."
Durn fool.
He says he been havin a mighty hard time shinin deer of a sheriff-free evenin what with the grass in the back pasture grown high with all these rains.
I say, "Boy, git your simple behind onto the tractor and MOW, or if yer too lazy to do that like your mollycoddled layabout son Cousin Brother, let the sheep innit to graze."
Durn fool.