The All Seeing Eye
MRUAHAHA!
People need to learn to listen to Ultros! Ultros knows things! Ultros is fun-loving and loud, but Ultros can also change colors to match his surroundings.. just like an octopus!
Ahhh, it breaks my hearts when two people come together out of lonelyness, and it just doesn't work out. I tried so hard too! Alas.. alas!
So I'm bored, I have no classes on Friday, and we didn't do a damn thing in swimming except talk about how to swim. Well thank you Professor McKnowsstuff, I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SWIM! How about letting us IN the pool to steal girls tops and fondle their br.. swim. Eh? Eh?
Ok.. so since I'm bored, I've descided to start a contest. The prize? A date with I, Ultros! MRUAHAHA!
The best part here is that I'll be paying. I'm thinking dinner at the snazziest resturant, and your choice of gaming at the Golden, a movie, or roller/ice skating. Also, you'll get the chance to make out with I, Ultros! Mruahahaha!
To enter: Leave a commenty thing stating why you think you should win a date with I, Ultros! The funniest, cleverest, or most flattering (as chosen by me, Ultros) wins! Limited time only, not valid with any other offer, Ultros reserves the right to cancel the date at any time, void where prohibited, odds of winning are based on how I feel when I read your comment, not open to Vincent, short skirt not required but prefered!
Enter today!
MRUAHAHA!
People need to learn to listen to Ultros! Ultros knows things! Ultros is fun-loving and loud, but Ultros can also change colors to match his surroundings.. just like an octopus!
Ahhh, it breaks my hearts when two people come together out of lonelyness, and it just doesn't work out. I tried so hard too! Alas.. alas!
So I'm bored, I have no classes on Friday, and we didn't do a damn thing in swimming except talk about how to swim. Well thank you Professor McKnowsstuff, I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO SWIM! How about letting us IN the pool to steal girls tops and fondle their br.. swim. Eh? Eh?
Ok.. so since I'm bored, I've descided to start a contest. The prize? A date with I, Ultros! MRUAHAHA!
The best part here is that I'll be paying. I'm thinking dinner at the snazziest resturant, and your choice of gaming at the Golden, a movie, or roller/ice skating. Also, you'll get the chance to make out with I, Ultros! Mruahahaha!
To enter: Leave a commenty thing stating why you think you should win a date with I, Ultros! The funniest, cleverest, or most flattering (as chosen by me, Ultros) wins! Limited time only, not valid with any other offer, Ultros reserves the right to cancel the date at any time, void where prohibited, odds of winning are based on how I feel when I read your comment, not open to Vincent, short skirt not required but prefered!
Enter today!
MRUAHAHA!