Just like meeeeee, they long to beeeeee....

[_uh_huh_her]

After much contemplation, I have decided that my life's goal is to create one of the most graphic murder/torture scenes to have ever appeared on film, and set it to the Carpenters' classic "Close to You." I want that song associated with something terrible in the American psyche. (I speak as if it wasn't already; and, much to the disbelief of sane citizens everywhere, for some people, it's not.)

I went out with the kids yesterday, and there was pie and Billy Joel and natural juices and human seatbelts. Nice things, all around!