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[_twisted_tonks]

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[academic_hobo]

Oh, look at you, you dapper bastard.

[_twisted_tonks]

Dapper, indeed.

...well, either that or I'll just look like a pimp.

[academic_hobo]

Practically debonair.

Well, yes. Best make sure that Acacia doesn't wear her 'coke-snorting hooker' dress or you'll be all dressed to match.

[academic_hobo]

Doesn't every girl have a 'coke-snorting hooker' dress in her closet?

[academic_hobo]

Oh, fantastic! It all works out perfectly for your masquerade outfit. Pity it's not late October or this would be going perfectly.

[_twisted_tonks]

Oh yes.

I'll make sure of it. I'll slap her if she does. And then the couple-outfit will be perfect.

[academic_hobo]

You'd need a watch that's also a communicator and you're practically a secret agent.

Oooh, yes. And make sure you shout 'Bitch, I told you not to get herpes' while you do it to add to the authenticity of the costume.

[_twisted_tonks]

Secret Agents are neat. You've put a whole new aspect to my suit.

Ah, of course. And she can pelt me with her undergarments and scream she doesn't need my Mo-nay and Naice Thangs. It will be a delightful spectacle for the kidlets, a demonstration of life on the outside.

[academic_hobo]

Secret agents are completely neat. Did your suit come with a jet pack?

Oh, yes! And she can try to take her shoes off to throw them at you! While you rant and rave about her always going on about her damned independece and fucking women's lib shite. It'll be brilliant. Really a spectacular part of the evening.

[_twisted_tonks]

Oh, I was joking. You know that, silly.

[_twisted_tonks]

I don't believe so. I'm more of the assassin secret agent. My suit came with pockets... you know, for holding ninja stars and throwing daggers and the like.

*looks below* Erm...