Its Not A Confession If Everyone Already Knew
-When I drink, I drink to get drunk.
-I smoke cheap menthol cigarettes shamelessly.
-I can watch X-Men cartoons for hours and know all the characters.
-I enjoy wearing oversized sweat clothes when no one is looking.
-I randomly use accents when I talk to myself.
-I often pace and don’t know that I’m doing it.
-I am constantly putting off my school work.
-The only other country I have been to is Canada.
-I use sex for my own purposes.
-I spit in public.
-I pretend I’m on the phone when I don’t want to talk to people.
-I pose in the mirror when I’m done getting ready…sometime before as well.
-I swear like a sailor.
-I like the smell of gasoline.
-I hate hand sanitizer.
-I frequently dream about zombies.
-I use the male species to feel good about myself.
-I constantly compare myself to girls who are better looking than me.
-I am violently insecure.
-I waste decent sums of money on pot to make myself feel happy…and I do this regularly.
-I am only a set of tits to the majority of people who meet me.
-I bullshit on certain topics to appear more intelligent.
-I am not classy.
-I am not pretty.
-I am not smart.
-I am a lazy, self righteous, greedy whore.
…oh whats a girl to do?