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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I broke akatonyblair's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I turned not_the__doctor in for farting in church (3 points). In July I gave xinmyspacex a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I pushed v_secrets in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I gave myself_thinking a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (19 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
Jordan