Things I hate
~ Coppers, seriously, who the fucks idea was it to create 1 and 2ps. FUCK OFF. You cant spend them because you feel cheap, and you cant use them for anything other than throwing at birds. Think of all the money that is thrown away every year which could be going towards a good cause - like castration porn - more on that later. And anybody who charges ".99" for anything should be shot in the eye, with a rust boa constrictor. And I dont mean the eye on their head. Nobody is stupid enough to go "Of look this is less than £10 what a bargain". Nobody.
~ Goths, well not all goths, actually I lie, all goths. You are lucky the world is so scummy, because if it wasnt you would be up for the Scum of the Earth award. For one, wearing make-up and black is just retarded. Fact. And I know all you hardcore goths like red t-shirts and Busted, so stop lying to yourself and everyone around you. Wankers.
~ When your bus doesnt come and you have to wait 30 minutes till the next one.
~ People who criticize Busted. Listen dick face, just because you dont understand their genius doesnt make them shit. Commprendez?. I dont particularly like Nirvana but I recognise that they are talented and so I dont insult them. Actually I'm lying, I do, Nirvana are talentless fucks who would be working in Wimpys (Not even good enough for Mcdonalds you cunts) if Kurt hadnt killed himself.
~ This new Mcdonalds salad shit - Come on, do you honestly think that Jean, who runs 40 miles every days, swims the Forth and cycles to London at weekends is going to start going into Mcdonalds because she can get a shitty little salad for about £16.99 - BASTARDS. So stick to what you know eh, greasy hog anus on a bun.
~ Old people who are too stupid to realise that they are slow pricks and decide it will be a good idea to sit upstairs on the bus. Sit downstairs near the doors you fuckers, so when the bus slams to a halt you will be thrown forwards and DIE.
~ Neds or anybody under the age of 16 - A pretty obvious one, seriously, baseballs caps suit nobody. And whats with the shitty tracksuits or Rockports or whatever you want to wear. Do you never look in the mirror and think - "Wait a minute, I look like a vagina on legs." ? Also people who cant spell on the internet. Granted I'm not perfect, but people who cant spell words like "boaring" or "reed". Look at faceparty for the perfect example. For favourite author 99% of the users have put "LOL Me Reed?" because they obviously have far better things to do, like throw stones at busses, and rob old women, and sleep with their cousins.
~ People who are chicken shits and only have the confidence to do anything when they're "steamin likes". Like guys who get pished then grab girls breasts. And then they get away with it because they apparently dont know what they are doing Yeh right guys, and the Popes a Muslim.
~ Pregnant porn. I refuse to get this. I can understand people who get off on scat, or tieing people to the ceiling and ripping off their nipples, I can even understand people who like women with breasts bigger than elephants, but pregnant porn is just flat out wrong. Fact. Anybody who is even tempted to look at the stuff, should be castrated. Live on the internet. To be watched by thousands of other sick fucks, who are just building up the bottle to look at a 25 week pregnant mom somewhere.
~ This whole pussy society where you cant hit your kids. If your kid is a shit face, and lets face it most are, I know I was, they should be beaten black and blue. Police should also be allowed to hit kids who are dickheads. And even on the odd occasion ones that arent. Just to keep them guessing.
This list is subject to change drastically and suddenly with no warning.
~ Goths, well not all goths, actually I lie, all goths. You are lucky the world is so scummy, because if it wasnt you would be up for the Scum of the Earth award. For one, wearing make-up and black is just retarded. Fact. And I know all you hardcore goths like red t-shirts and Busted, so stop lying to yourself and everyone around you. Wankers.
~ When your bus doesnt come and you have to wait 30 minutes till the next one.
~ People who criticize Busted. Listen dick face, just because you dont understand their genius doesnt make them shit. Commprendez?. I dont particularly like Nirvana but I recognise that they are talented and so I dont insult them. Actually I'm lying, I do, Nirvana are talentless fucks who would be working in Wimpys (Not even good enough for Mcdonalds you cunts) if Kurt hadnt killed himself.
~ This new Mcdonalds salad shit - Come on, do you honestly think that Jean, who runs 40 miles every days, swims the Forth and cycles to London at weekends is going to start going into Mcdonalds because she can get a shitty little salad for about £16.99 - BASTARDS. So stick to what you know eh, greasy hog anus on a bun.
~ Old people who are too stupid to realise that they are slow pricks and decide it will be a good idea to sit upstairs on the bus. Sit downstairs near the doors you fuckers, so when the bus slams to a halt you will be thrown forwards and DIE.
~ Neds or anybody under the age of 16 - A pretty obvious one, seriously, baseballs caps suit nobody. And whats with the shitty tracksuits or Rockports or whatever you want to wear. Do you never look in the mirror and think - "Wait a minute, I look like a vagina on legs." ? Also people who cant spell on the internet. Granted I'm not perfect, but people who cant spell words like "boaring" or "reed". Look at faceparty for the perfect example. For favourite author 99% of the users have put "LOL Me Reed?" because they obviously have far better things to do, like throw stones at busses, and rob old women, and sleep with their cousins.
~ People who are chicken shits and only have the confidence to do anything when they're "steamin likes". Like guys who get pished then grab girls breasts. And then they get away with it because they apparently dont know what they are doing Yeh right guys, and the Popes a Muslim.
~ Pregnant porn. I refuse to get this. I can understand people who get off on scat, or tieing people to the ceiling and ripping off their nipples, I can even understand people who like women with breasts bigger than elephants, but pregnant porn is just flat out wrong. Fact. Anybody who is even tempted to look at the stuff, should be castrated. Live on the internet. To be watched by thousands of other sick fucks, who are just building up the bottle to look at a 25 week pregnant mom somewhere.
~ This whole pussy society where you cant hit your kids. If your kid is a shit face, and lets face it most are, I know I was, they should be beaten black and blue. Police should also be allowed to hit kids who are dickheads. And even on the odd occasion ones that arent. Just to keep them guessing.
This list is subject to change drastically and suddenly with no warning.