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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I helped telepindil across the street (6 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thewinterchild (-5000 points). Last Thursday I put money in reelsofrhyme's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
_tuesdayschild_