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Feb 26, 2008 06:21

Things I did this weekend:

vomited blood

entire body swelled up like that thing from ghost busters

turned bright red all over

had a big needle stuck into my neck

got hooked up to an arterieal line

spent 24 hours in ICU watching The View

definitely didn't shower

wore the same white t shirt which is now covered with different degrees of bodily fluids, blood, saline, sweat, maple syrup

had 36 vials of blood drawn

and now back to regular programming.
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