Hella bored...entertain me.
Jacked from my nigga jank_spooge.
Ask me 6 questions. Any six, no matter how personal, private or random, I have to answer them honestly. In turn you have to post this message in your own journal. Go for it.
And now, something I jacked from bikini_killer.
_trippin_
-Do I-
Smoke?: Constantly.
Do drugs? Yep...Just weed usually though. I hate cranksters.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: No, thankfully. My dreams are hella scary.
Read the newspaper?: Every morning. I start with the comics.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes, but I haven't seen any of them in a while.
Believe in miracles?: I was born, wasn't I. Haha, my ego is so big, it has it's own military.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: It's all I've ever asked for in my life...someone to be faithful to.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I havent killed anyone yet, have I?
Consider love a mistake?: Love made me crazy. I want it so bad.
Like the taste of alcohol?: Hell yeah. I think I'm an alcoholic.
Have a favorite candy?: No. Candy is just plain good.
Believe in astrology?: In my own way.
Believe in magic?: I've studied the occult since I was 6.
Believe in God?: In my own, very different way.
Have any pets: My ditzy gimp dog.
Go to or plan to go to college: I go to DVC.
Have any piercings?: Just the two in my left ear. I took the other ones out of my ear and hand. I think I'll get my other 4 I had in my ear redone and mirror it all on my other ear.
Have any tattoos?: Not yet. Just a few weird brands right now.
Hate yourself: Hell no. I think I like myself better than anyone else does.
Have an obsession?: Many, but everyone already knows how weird I am.
Have a secret crush?: No. I'm not afraid to admit when I like someone. The only time I never said anything is the many times that I've backed off a woman for a friend.
Do they know yet?: Don't think so.
Have a best friend? Sayeed and Justin, but all my friends are important to me. Don't feel left out.
Wish on stars?: Sometimes, when I feel that the situation is out of my own control. I might as well, got nothing else to lose.
Care about looks?: Yeah. I won't lie. But you have to look good on the inside too.
-Love Life-
First crush: This girl Laura that was in 1st grade with me. Never gave me the time of day. She fucked up her life...and now she's weird looking. Like Michael Jackson. Haha...bitch.
Single or attached?: Single. My last girlfriend cheated on me on the 4th of July last year. Then I walked to her house at 11 at night, talked to her crazy ass mom for an hour until she got home from cruising with her friends. Then she told me she was leaving me, started crying and chugging Capn' Morgan's. I was like what the fuck. She got mad at me because I wanted to have a drink of the rum. Fucking slut. I hear she has STDs now. Haha...slut.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Hell yeah. It hits me like a truck. I won't be with anyone unless it hits me like that. I know exactly what I want and I don't fuck around.
Do you believe in "the one?": Yes. She left me and made me crazy. Don't even get me started.
Describe your ideal significant other: I usually like slim girls. Cute. Short black hair. Beautiful eyes. Full lips. Talented. Intelligent. Crazy. I can't really describe it. I just know.
-Juicy Stuff-
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Nobody wants to see that.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: Frequently.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?":I've been caught having sex in public places a few times.
Are you a tease?: I can be.
Shy to make the first move?: I'm not shy, I'm just afraid of what I'll do if I end up snapping and going crazy.
-Word Association-
Rubber: Turn that shit inside-out and it's ribbed for MY pleasure now, bitch.
Rock: Sex, Drugs and...
Green: Da Ganja.
Wet: Sexy.
Cry: Pain/Pleasure/Beautiful.
Peanut: Butter Toffee Peanuts are hella good.
Hay: What?
Cold: Alone
Steamy: Pre-internal combustion.
Fast: Life in the fast lane, baby!
Freaky: The shit I see in my head when I'm alone at night.
Rain: Here comes the rain again...
Bite: Oh yeah....
Fuck: Bitches.
Blow: Shit up.
-Appearance-
Hair: Black. All curly and messy. Diana needs to give me a haircut.
Eyes: Hazel. I've been told that my eyes seem to pierce into the mind. That's why I don't really look people in the eye anymore, unless I need to.
Height: 5' 9' (more in my boots)
-Last thing you-
Bought: 4 cigarettes off of Kristy for a buck last night and they're gone now.
Ate & drank: Pepsi, and then the ice left in the cup.
Watched on tv: I watched the first 5 minutes of Haggard on DVD, but then it put me in a pissed-off-fuck-bitches mood so I turned it off.
-Either/Or-
Club or houseparty: Depends on the situation, location, people, activity.
Beer or cider: Whichever has more alchohol in it.
Drinks or shots: Both. Jose Cuervo and 211-The drink of straight savages.
Cats or dogs: Cats.
Single or taken: Taken. I hate being single. I always have to watch my friends make out and act cute with their boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy while I sit there by myself and play with my knife.
Pen or pencil: Depends.
Gloves or mittens: Gloves. I'd rather wear neither though.
Food or candy: Neither. I live off beer, cigarettes and cherry coke.
Cassette or CD: Can't afford either. I want a mini-disc or MP3 player. They're more portable.
Coke or pepsi: 211. Coke is better than pepsi though.
This or that: Whatever.
-Who Do You Want To-
Kill: Can't say, in case I get the chance to someday. I don't want to incriminate myself. I will kill them someday. I'll beat them to near death with my bare hands, then cut some necks and drink some blood. I hate them that much.
Get really wasted with: All my homies that I always get wasted with.
Look like: I don't know. Not Freddie Prinze Jr., that's for damn sure.
Be like: Myself. I just wish it got me somewhere.
Avoid: The one person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I go crazy just from looking at a picture of her. Fuck! Don't get me started.
-Last Person You-
Talked to: I said "Hi" to my dad when he walked in the door just now. He said "Hi". That's about it.
Hugged: Kerry.
Instant messaged: Sayeed.
Kissed: I don't even remember what it's like to kiss someone. I think it was Trisha.
-Where Do You-
Eat: Wherever I'm at when I have food.
Cry: Wherever I can be alone.
Wish You Were: Anywhere, as long as I had someone special by my side. Guess it doesn't really matter then.
-Have You Ever-
Dated one of your best friends? Almost. I should have. But she killed herself.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes. Hell yes. Damn it, don't get me started!
Drank alcohol? Constantly. I'm about to drink some tequila once my dad gets off his lunch break and goes back to work.
Done drugs? Yep. I wanna get high today.
Broken the law? On a daily basis.
Ran away from home? No, I just used to sneak out by jumping out my third story window to hang out with my crankster ex-girlfriend.
Broken a bone? Nope. I've got bones like iron bars. Milk...It does a body good.
Played truth or dare? Nobody really plays it with me because they know I'm not afraid to tell the truth.
Kissed someone you didn't know? Nobody really wants to kiss me anyway.
Been in a fight? Not for a while. Nobody wants to fight me anymore. That's good because I don't really like fighting, even though I can fight pretty damn good. Once I get pissed, I can go crazy and cut necks and drink blood. The last time I ever fought anyone is when me and Tom were drunk in Daniel's van hella days ago and I tackled him and we wrestled for a minute until my nose started bleeding from an old wrestling team injury that never healed right. That was hella funny.
Came close to dying? Hella times. Like that month when hella gangsters wanted to kill me and Sayeed, but crankster-ass Albert saved us. Or when Steveo was hella drunk and drove up the wrong way on a freeway offramp and had to flip a bitch on the freeway. There's been too many times to list, but those are the most recent.
-What is-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Most of my CD's got stolen. Some people make fun of me because I own and like the first Godsmack CD. Too bad they suck now and Sully is a fucking poser.
Your bedroom like?: Like someone blew up a crankster's house. There's so much random shit all over the place.
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Coke (cola, not yola), a joint and a few cigarettes.
Your favorite restaurant?: Depends on what kinda food I'm in the mood for. The Thai place by Rock Bottom is hella good.
-Random questions-
What is on your bedside table? Random shit. I used to keep my crowbars and Old Hickory on it, but my dad got pissed because he said it "wasn't presentable".
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: Whatever. I feel lucky when I actually find something in my fridge that doesn't require my mom's cooking skills to put together. I'm out of Jello.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: Don't know. Dee Snyder's Strangeland makes me was to beat the shit out of...wait, just see above about who I want to kill.
What is your biggest fear?: Never finding that one person for me and just dying bitter and alone.
What feature are you most insecure about?: None. I like myself the way I am. I would make small changes to my appearace if I could, like not having to wear glasses, not having nappy hair, or having clearer skin, but I'm not insecure about anything. Even though Kerry says my fingers look like toes.
Do you ever have to beg? Hell no.
Are you a pyromaniac?: I get those moods sometimes.
Do you have too many love interests?: No. One has ruined my life enough.
Crushes?: I have a few. Don't see anything happening with it though.
Do you know anyone famous?: No, but one of my ancestors was a samurai supposedly and he kicked hella peoples asses and he has a shrine dedicated to him in my family's mountian village in Japan. I may be related to a pirate too. Pirates are cool. My great grampa used to be in the newspaper every week because he was always getting arrested for making and selling alchohol during the Prohabition. I got huslin' and ass-kicking in my blood.
Describe your bed: Empty. It's hard and not very comfortable. It's the place I lay down when I need to pass the fuck out.
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?: Yes.
What do you carry with you at all times?: Weapons.
How do you drive?: Ever seen the movie "The Italian Job"? The character of Handsome Rob was based off of me.
What do you miss most about being little?: Nothing. I knew life was going to suck since kindergarden when people tried to punk me for being smaller than the other kids. That's when I got in my first fight. I hella beat his ass for talking shit. He lives up the street from me and now he drives a hella big truck. Whenever I see him thinking he's hella tight in that shit, I just laugh, because no matter how big his truck is, I still kicked his ass.
Are you happy with your given name?: I guess. I've never has a name that really suited me.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: Hella.
What color is your bedroom?: White walls like a hospital or an asylum. Plus random colors from all the random shit all over the place. The only thing that's blank in my room is the walls.
What was the last song you were listening to?: Die, Die My Darling.
Do you talk a lot?: No, unless I'm drunk, but not so drunk I can't talk. I just open up more when I drink.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: Yeah. I just wish everyone else would.
Do you think you're cute?: I think I'm good-looking. Lot of good it does me.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Hell no, I used to be there. Not homeless anymore, but still poor.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: I used to be, but I'm thinking that that needs to change. Nice guys finish last and chicks like dicks.
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: My friends are all I have.
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: I don't care. I just don't like it when gay people try to hit on me after I tell them that I'm straight. If they want to be respected for who they are, they have to respect who I am. I do get disappointed when I see hot lesbians though, because I know that they will never be interested in me. I'll still be friends with them though, gay or lesbian, as long as they're good people.
Ask me 6 questions. Any six, no matter how personal, private or random, I have to answer them honestly. In turn you have to post this message in your own journal. Go for it.
And now, something I jacked from bikini_killer.
_trippin_
-Do I-
Smoke?: Constantly.
Do drugs? Yep...Just weed usually though. I hate cranksters.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: No, thankfully. My dreams are hella scary.
Read the newspaper?: Every morning. I start with the comics.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yes, but I haven't seen any of them in a while.
Believe in miracles?: I was born, wasn't I. Haha, my ego is so big, it has it's own military.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: It's all I've ever asked for in my life...someone to be faithful to.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: I havent killed anyone yet, have I?
Consider love a mistake?: Love made me crazy. I want it so bad.
Like the taste of alcohol?: Hell yeah. I think I'm an alcoholic.
Have a favorite candy?: No. Candy is just plain good.
Believe in astrology?: In my own way.
Believe in magic?: I've studied the occult since I was 6.
Believe in God?: In my own, very different way.
Have any pets: My ditzy gimp dog.
Go to or plan to go to college: I go to DVC.
Have any piercings?: Just the two in my left ear. I took the other ones out of my ear and hand. I think I'll get my other 4 I had in my ear redone and mirror it all on my other ear.
Have any tattoos?: Not yet. Just a few weird brands right now.
Hate yourself: Hell no. I think I like myself better than anyone else does.
Have an obsession?: Many, but everyone already knows how weird I am.
Have a secret crush?: No. I'm not afraid to admit when I like someone. The only time I never said anything is the many times that I've backed off a woman for a friend.
Do they know yet?: Don't think so.
Have a best friend? Sayeed and Justin, but all my friends are important to me. Don't feel left out.
Wish on stars?: Sometimes, when I feel that the situation is out of my own control. I might as well, got nothing else to lose.
Care about looks?: Yeah. I won't lie. But you have to look good on the inside too.
-Love Life-
First crush: This girl Laura that was in 1st grade with me. Never gave me the time of day. She fucked up her life...and now she's weird looking. Like Michael Jackson. Haha...bitch.
Single or attached?: Single. My last girlfriend cheated on me on the 4th of July last year. Then I walked to her house at 11 at night, talked to her crazy ass mom for an hour until she got home from cruising with her friends. Then she told me she was leaving me, started crying and chugging Capn' Morgan's. I was like what the fuck. She got mad at me because I wanted to have a drink of the rum. Fucking slut. I hear she has STDs now. Haha...slut.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Hell yeah. It hits me like a truck. I won't be with anyone unless it hits me like that. I know exactly what I want and I don't fuck around.
Do you believe in "the one?": Yes. She left me and made me crazy. Don't even get me started.
Describe your ideal significant other: I usually like slim girls. Cute. Short black hair. Beautiful eyes. Full lips. Talented. Intelligent. Crazy. I can't really describe it. I just know.
-Juicy Stuff-
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: Nobody wants to see that.
Have you ever been intoxicated?: Frequently.
Have you ever been caught "doing something?":I've been caught having sex in public places a few times.
Are you a tease?: I can be.
Shy to make the first move?: I'm not shy, I'm just afraid of what I'll do if I end up snapping and going crazy.
-Word Association-
Rubber: Turn that shit inside-out and it's ribbed for MY pleasure now, bitch.
Rock: Sex, Drugs and...
Green: Da Ganja.
Wet: Sexy.
Cry: Pain/Pleasure/Beautiful.
Peanut: Butter Toffee Peanuts are hella good.
Hay: What?
Cold: Alone
Steamy: Pre-internal combustion.
Fast: Life in the fast lane, baby!
Freaky: The shit I see in my head when I'm alone at night.
Rain: Here comes the rain again...
Bite: Oh yeah....
Fuck: Bitches.
Blow: Shit up.
-Appearance-
Hair: Black. All curly and messy. Diana needs to give me a haircut.
Eyes: Hazel. I've been told that my eyes seem to pierce into the mind. That's why I don't really look people in the eye anymore, unless I need to.
Height: 5' 9' (more in my boots)
-Last thing you-
Bought: 4 cigarettes off of Kristy for a buck last night and they're gone now.
Ate & drank: Pepsi, and then the ice left in the cup.
Watched on tv: I watched the first 5 minutes of Haggard on DVD, but then it put me in a pissed-off-fuck-bitches mood so I turned it off.
-Either/Or-
Club or houseparty: Depends on the situation, location, people, activity.
Beer or cider: Whichever has more alchohol in it.
Drinks or shots: Both. Jose Cuervo and 211-The drink of straight savages.
Cats or dogs: Cats.
Single or taken: Taken. I hate being single. I always have to watch my friends make out and act cute with their boyfriend/girlfriend/fuck buddy while I sit there by myself and play with my knife.
Pen or pencil: Depends.
Gloves or mittens: Gloves. I'd rather wear neither though.
Food or candy: Neither. I live off beer, cigarettes and cherry coke.
Cassette or CD: Can't afford either. I want a mini-disc or MP3 player. They're more portable.
Coke or pepsi: 211. Coke is better than pepsi though.
This or that: Whatever.
-Who Do You Want To-
Kill: Can't say, in case I get the chance to someday. I don't want to incriminate myself. I will kill them someday. I'll beat them to near death with my bare hands, then cut some necks and drink some blood. I hate them that much.
Get really wasted with: All my homies that I always get wasted with.
Look like: I don't know. Not Freddie Prinze Jr., that's for damn sure.
Be like: Myself. I just wish it got me somewhere.
Avoid: The one person I want to spend the rest of my life with. I go crazy just from looking at a picture of her. Fuck! Don't get me started.
-Last Person You-
Talked to: I said "Hi" to my dad when he walked in the door just now. He said "Hi". That's about it.
Hugged: Kerry.
Instant messaged: Sayeed.
Kissed: I don't even remember what it's like to kiss someone. I think it was Trisha.
-Where Do You-
Eat: Wherever I'm at when I have food.
Cry: Wherever I can be alone.
Wish You Were: Anywhere, as long as I had someone special by my side. Guess it doesn't really matter then.
-Have You Ever-
Dated one of your best friends? Almost. I should have. But she killed herself.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes. Hell yes. Damn it, don't get me started!
Drank alcohol? Constantly. I'm about to drink some tequila once my dad gets off his lunch break and goes back to work.
Done drugs? Yep. I wanna get high today.
Broken the law? On a daily basis.
Ran away from home? No, I just used to sneak out by jumping out my third story window to hang out with my crankster ex-girlfriend.
Broken a bone? Nope. I've got bones like iron bars. Milk...It does a body good.
Played truth or dare? Nobody really plays it with me because they know I'm not afraid to tell the truth.
Kissed someone you didn't know? Nobody really wants to kiss me anyway.
Been in a fight? Not for a while. Nobody wants to fight me anymore. That's good because I don't really like fighting, even though I can fight pretty damn good. Once I get pissed, I can go crazy and cut necks and drink blood. The last time I ever fought anyone is when me and Tom were drunk in Daniel's van hella days ago and I tackled him and we wrestled for a minute until my nose started bleeding from an old wrestling team injury that never healed right. That was hella funny.
Came close to dying? Hella times. Like that month when hella gangsters wanted to kill me and Sayeed, but crankster-ass Albert saved us. Or when Steveo was hella drunk and drove up the wrong way on a freeway offramp and had to flip a bitch on the freeway. There's been too many times to list, but those are the most recent.
-What is-
The most embarrassing CD in your collection?: Most of my CD's got stolen. Some people make fun of me because I own and like the first Godsmack CD. Too bad they suck now and Sully is a fucking poser.
Your bedroom like?: Like someone blew up a crankster's house. There's so much random shit all over the place.
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: Coke (cola, not yola), a joint and a few cigarettes.
Your favorite restaurant?: Depends on what kinda food I'm in the mood for. The Thai place by Rock Bottom is hella good.
-Random questions-
What is on your bedside table? Random shit. I used to keep my crowbars and Old Hickory on it, but my dad got pissed because he said it "wasn't presentable".
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?: Whatever. I feel lucky when I actually find something in my fridge that doesn't require my mom's cooking skills to put together. I'm out of Jello.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?: Don't know. Dee Snyder's Strangeland makes me was to beat the shit out of...wait, just see above about who I want to kill.
What is your biggest fear?: Never finding that one person for me and just dying bitter and alone.
What feature are you most insecure about?: None. I like myself the way I am. I would make small changes to my appearace if I could, like not having to wear glasses, not having nappy hair, or having clearer skin, but I'm not insecure about anything. Even though Kerry says my fingers look like toes.
Do you ever have to beg? Hell no.
Are you a pyromaniac?: I get those moods sometimes.
Do you have too many love interests?: No. One has ruined my life enough.
Crushes?: I have a few. Don't see anything happening with it though.
Do you know anyone famous?: No, but one of my ancestors was a samurai supposedly and he kicked hella peoples asses and he has a shrine dedicated to him in my family's mountian village in Japan. I may be related to a pirate too. Pirates are cool. My great grampa used to be in the newspaper every week because he was always getting arrested for making and selling alchohol during the Prohabition. I got huslin' and ass-kicking in my blood.
Describe your bed: Empty. It's hard and not very comfortable. It's the place I lay down when I need to pass the fuck out.
Spontaneous or plain?: Spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?: Yes.
What do you carry with you at all times?: Weapons.
How do you drive?: Ever seen the movie "The Italian Job"? The character of Handsome Rob was based off of me.
What do you miss most about being little?: Nothing. I knew life was going to suck since kindergarden when people tried to punk me for being smaller than the other kids. That's when I got in my first fight. I hella beat his ass for talking shit. He lives up the street from me and now he drives a hella big truck. Whenever I see him thinking he's hella tight in that shit, I just laugh, because no matter how big his truck is, I still kicked his ass.
Are you happy with your given name?: I guess. I've never has a name that really suited me.
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?: Hella.
What color is your bedroom?: White walls like a hospital or an asylum. Plus random colors from all the random shit all over the place. The only thing that's blank in my room is the walls.
What was the last song you were listening to?: Die, Die My Darling.
Do you talk a lot?: No, unless I'm drunk, but not so drunk I can't talk. I just open up more when I drink.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?: Yeah. I just wish everyone else would.
Do you think you're cute?: I think I'm good-looking. Lot of good it does me.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Hell no, I used to be there. Not homeless anymore, but still poor.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: I used to be, but I'm thinking that that needs to change. Nice guys finish last and chicks like dicks.
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?: My friends are all I have.
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: I don't care. I just don't like it when gay people try to hit on me after I tell them that I'm straight. If they want to be respected for who they are, they have to respect who I am. I do get disappointed when I see hot lesbians though, because I know that they will never be interested in me. I'll still be friends with them though, gay or lesbian, as long as they're good people.