too much information [rant]
it really pisses me off when i'm sitting at lunch and someone will splurge out a random fact about someone that i did not need to know about. if you're going to say something shocking that's going to make me think less of someone then you might as well hold your fucking breathe. i don't wanna hear about who fucked whoever in the ass over the weekend, or who gave so and so head. i don't give a shit! unlike a brick wall i have ears, and a brain and i think about this shit and it really fucking grosses me out. it's like having a shitty song stuck in your head all day, except you over-analyze it over and over hoping to justify the situation and despite your efforts to trick yourself into pretending you've forgotten it, its inevitability going to drive you FUCKcrazy. so for those of you fucknuts who like to share a little bit too much please, i insist that you buy one of those cheap ass blow up dolls; maybe then you'll have something else to fuck aside from my ears.