never reproduce
i am never never never never ever having kids. and that's final.
after tonight...none. gleh.
amanda and i babysat tonight. 9 kids (two families). oldest was 10 or 11. three in diapers. INSANITY!!! and the little monkeys are bottomless pits too, asking for more food every five minutes.
did you know that a saturated diaper left too long begins to fall apart, leaving nasty piddle-soaked diaper intestine all over the carpet? well, i didn't but now i do. yay.
maybe if everyone joins together and refuses to reproduce we can get rid of all of these cringe-inducing idiots we call the general public... YAY!!!
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
i made a duck yesterday, we had thanksgiving a day late. my duck l'orange was fabulous.
and i had pie. i love pie. more school on monday.
p.s. i'm no runner. i had to chase a weenie little puppy all around the neighborhood because it escaped and my lungs are one fire still. too much cold air.
after tonight...none. gleh.
amanda and i babysat tonight. 9 kids (two families). oldest was 10 or 11. three in diapers. INSANITY!!! and the little monkeys are bottomless pits too, asking for more food every five minutes.
did you know that a saturated diaper left too long begins to fall apart, leaving nasty piddle-soaked diaper intestine all over the carpet? well, i didn't but now i do. yay.
maybe if everyone joins together and refuses to reproduce we can get rid of all of these cringe-inducing idiots we call the general public... YAY!!!
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
i made a duck yesterday, we had thanksgiving a day late. my duck l'orange was fabulous.
and i had pie. i love pie. more school on monday.
p.s. i'm no runner. i had to chase a weenie little puppy all around the neighborhood because it escaped and my lungs are one fire still. too much cold air.