celebrity survey
1: Would you ever have butt sex: depends on which end im on
2: Have you ever drank a zima: nope
3: If so, what do you think it tastes like: cold
4: Have you ever smoked a menthol ciggarette: negative
5: T or F Hippos eat fish: got me
6: Favorite band that begins with Z: zaum
7: Ugliest person you have ever seen: that little boy that was walking through aisle 6 at MB the other day.
8: Dumbest person you know: he knows who he is
9: If you were in a life or death situation which one of your friends would you not call: uh, keith because chances are he'd hit a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.
10: Have you ever had to crap in the woods or other non bathroom location: yeah, and man that classroom stunk after!
11: Being naked, classy or gross: depends...hottie or nottie?
12: Horses or dolphins: galapogos turtle
13: Dolphins or rabbits: Dolphins
14: Chinese people or japanese people: eh, theyre both funny i guess
15: blood or grease: blood
16: Chimps or humanzees: uhh
17: Mission hill or allston: oh mission obviously
Impossible Scenarios
18: If you saw an alien would you try to kill it: no way
19: If you saw a humanzee would you stab out your eyes: what the hell is it?
20: Could you cut open a dead human: ill cut open a live one under the right circumstance
21: Dead humans; hot or not: well a dead lady never played hard to get with this guy ;)
22: If you had to eat poop whos would you want to eat (cant be your own): i think id rather eat the barrel of a gun
23: If you had to kill one person who would it be: whoever does the voiceovers on those infomercials. you know, the guy that goes "It's soooo easy!"
Census 2005
24: How many people do you think hate you: 3 maybe?
25: Who would you consider your arch enemy: too indifferent to bother having one
26: Do you regularly sleep past 4pm: no
27: Sleeping naked by yourself; gross or so good: im a boxer guy
28: Do you scream in your sleep: no. even if i did, no one would hear it over my dads snoring
29: What does this spell "xfdyshsgs shggsd"? go get a watermelon sherbet from friendly's
30: Do you like werthers original: indeed
31: Do you think they taste like sticks of butter: your mom tastes like sticks of butter
32: Do you regularly apply lotion(s): nah
Random
33: Is Michael Jackson the king of pop: he's gonna be the king of the unemployment line soon
34: Would you stay at neverland ranch for a weekend: no id be afraid id wake up with his nose on my pillow.
35: How many freeze pops could you eat in a week: could i? bout 30
36: Biggest waste of time ever: im filling it out right now baby!
37: Does the phrase "take it easy" make you feel awkward: no
38: Does the phrase "have a good one" make you feel awkward: no, i say that
39: Do you like how a 9v battery tastes: friggin dandy
More Questions about stuff
40: What is your favorite non food item to eat: taco bell
41: Do you believe in satan: hell, according to mikey b im on my knees for the guy. but no
42: Do you think the girl in the excorcist was really possessed: no, i know plenty of girls who fuck themselves with crucifixes
43: Who is the most boring person you know: ill make you a list
44: Who is the funniest person you know: mikey b's pretty funny so long as he's drunk while going into diabetic shock; jay moreau
Stuff about things
45: Backstreet boys or Nysnc: Nsync, clearly
46: If you had to have a limb removed what one would it be: my left pube
47: South shore accents; weird or awesome: probably weird
48: If you were in a street brawl what weapon would you want (cant be a gun)? how bout them two guns i got under my sleeves? ;)
49: If you ran someone over and you knew they were dead would you stop or drive away: stop, poke with them a stick, go through their wallet and take their money try and find an ID, then go into bat out of hell mode.
50: Believe in Yetis: believe in who?
51: Believe in aliens: dont know
52: Dogs or aliens: dogs
53: What color do you think aliens blood is: aquamarine sounds pretty
54: On a scale of 1-10 how dumb is the the person you last talked to: 4 and i think i know why.
55: Would you touch someones butt hole if they asked you to: are they paying me?
56: Boobs; gross or awesome: just swell
57: Who is the grossest kisser you ever kissed: some chick
58: Dicks; gross or awesome: ask richard simmons
A few more:
59: Homeless people; in or out: in they're interesting
60: If you were homeless where would you sleep: the dumpster behind a KFC, cause they dont reheat that stuff.
61: If you were homless where would you shower/take a bath: i think id just hitch a ride to seattle. rains so much it wouldnt really be an issue
62: Drugs; awesome or dumb: depends on the drug
63: Long hair or short hair straight egde or not: for me def long hair and def not straight edge
64: Favorite NOFX song: please play this song on the radio
66: Girls named cassie; how do you feel about them: considering the only cassie i knew was missing her front tooth, its a tad awkward
67: What scares you the most: michael jackson
68: Who would win a fight punky brewster or comet from full house: punky would smack comet's ass with her multi colored converse all stars
69: Do you pee in the shower: theyre all pipes, thats all im sayin
70: Was Danny Tanner gay with joey: well, the man did love to clean...
Mind fucks:
71: If you jumped out of a car goin 50 mph would you die: yes
72: Would you be ashamed to sleep with a rabbit puppet on ur face or leg: um ill say no?
73: If you needed a frappe asap who would you ask to make you one: DQ bitch
74: Who would win in a wet t shirt contest dj tanner or sam nash: deej
75: Do you think dj got down and dirty with any of her boyfriends: yeah Steve
Feats of strength and agility:
76: Could you beat your best friend in a fist fight: probably
77: What is your record as far as fights go: 1
78: Who would you rather spoon with magann and fred flinston: elaborate please?
79: Does the word cuddle make you feel awkward: no
80: Does the word snack make you feel awkward: no it reminds me of snack time in elementary school
81: Are skirts more fun or flirty: flirty
82: Ruffle skirts; hot or not: not
83: Scandelous tube tops; hot or not: hot on some, inappropriately tight on others
2: Have you ever drank a zima: nope
3: If so, what do you think it tastes like: cold
4: Have you ever smoked a menthol ciggarette: negative
5: T or F Hippos eat fish: got me
6: Favorite band that begins with Z: zaum
7: Ugliest person you have ever seen: that little boy that was walking through aisle 6 at MB the other day.
8: Dumbest person you know: he knows who he is
9: If you were in a life or death situation which one of your friends would you not call: uh, keith because chances are he'd hit a stop sign and wait for it to turn green.
10: Have you ever had to crap in the woods or other non bathroom location: yeah, and man that classroom stunk after!
11: Being naked, classy or gross: depends...hottie or nottie?
12: Horses or dolphins: galapogos turtle
13: Dolphins or rabbits: Dolphins
14: Chinese people or japanese people: eh, theyre both funny i guess
15: blood or grease: blood
16: Chimps or humanzees: uhh
17: Mission hill or allston: oh mission obviously
Impossible Scenarios
18: If you saw an alien would you try to kill it: no way
19: If you saw a humanzee would you stab out your eyes: what the hell is it?
20: Could you cut open a dead human: ill cut open a live one under the right circumstance
21: Dead humans; hot or not: well a dead lady never played hard to get with this guy ;)
22: If you had to eat poop whos would you want to eat (cant be your own): i think id rather eat the barrel of a gun
23: If you had to kill one person who would it be: whoever does the voiceovers on those infomercials. you know, the guy that goes "It's soooo easy!"
Census 2005
24: How many people do you think hate you: 3 maybe?
25: Who would you consider your arch enemy: too indifferent to bother having one
26: Do you regularly sleep past 4pm: no
27: Sleeping naked by yourself; gross or so good: im a boxer guy
28: Do you scream in your sleep: no. even if i did, no one would hear it over my dads snoring
29: What does this spell "xfdyshsgs shggsd"? go get a watermelon sherbet from friendly's
30: Do you like werthers original: indeed
31: Do you think they taste like sticks of butter: your mom tastes like sticks of butter
32: Do you regularly apply lotion(s): nah
Random
33: Is Michael Jackson the king of pop: he's gonna be the king of the unemployment line soon
34: Would you stay at neverland ranch for a weekend: no id be afraid id wake up with his nose on my pillow.
35: How many freeze pops could you eat in a week: could i? bout 30
36: Biggest waste of time ever: im filling it out right now baby!
37: Does the phrase "take it easy" make you feel awkward: no
38: Does the phrase "have a good one" make you feel awkward: no, i say that
39: Do you like how a 9v battery tastes: friggin dandy
More Questions about stuff
40: What is your favorite non food item to eat: taco bell
41: Do you believe in satan: hell, according to mikey b im on my knees for the guy. but no
42: Do you think the girl in the excorcist was really possessed: no, i know plenty of girls who fuck themselves with crucifixes
43: Who is the most boring person you know: ill make you a list
44: Who is the funniest person you know: mikey b's pretty funny so long as he's drunk while going into diabetic shock; jay moreau
Stuff about things
45: Backstreet boys or Nysnc: Nsync, clearly
46: If you had to have a limb removed what one would it be: my left pube
47: South shore accents; weird or awesome: probably weird
48: If you were in a street brawl what weapon would you want (cant be a gun)? how bout them two guns i got under my sleeves? ;)
49: If you ran someone over and you knew they were dead would you stop or drive away: stop, poke with them a stick, go through their wallet and take their money try and find an ID, then go into bat out of hell mode.
50: Believe in Yetis: believe in who?
51: Believe in aliens: dont know
52: Dogs or aliens: dogs
53: What color do you think aliens blood is: aquamarine sounds pretty
54: On a scale of 1-10 how dumb is the the person you last talked to: 4 and i think i know why.
55: Would you touch someones butt hole if they asked you to: are they paying me?
56: Boobs; gross or awesome: just swell
57: Who is the grossest kisser you ever kissed: some chick
58: Dicks; gross or awesome: ask richard simmons
A few more:
59: Homeless people; in or out: in they're interesting
60: If you were homeless where would you sleep: the dumpster behind a KFC, cause they dont reheat that stuff.
61: If you were homless where would you shower/take a bath: i think id just hitch a ride to seattle. rains so much it wouldnt really be an issue
62: Drugs; awesome or dumb: depends on the drug
63: Long hair or short hair straight egde or not: for me def long hair and def not straight edge
64: Favorite NOFX song: please play this song on the radio
66: Girls named cassie; how do you feel about them: considering the only cassie i knew was missing her front tooth, its a tad awkward
67: What scares you the most: michael jackson
68: Who would win a fight punky brewster or comet from full house: punky would smack comet's ass with her multi colored converse all stars
69: Do you pee in the shower: theyre all pipes, thats all im sayin
70: Was Danny Tanner gay with joey: well, the man did love to clean...
Mind fucks:
71: If you jumped out of a car goin 50 mph would you die: yes
72: Would you be ashamed to sleep with a rabbit puppet on ur face or leg: um ill say no?
73: If you needed a frappe asap who would you ask to make you one: DQ bitch
74: Who would win in a wet t shirt contest dj tanner or sam nash: deej
75: Do you think dj got down and dirty with any of her boyfriends: yeah Steve
Feats of strength and agility:
76: Could you beat your best friend in a fist fight: probably
77: What is your record as far as fights go: 1
78: Who would you rather spoon with magann and fred flinston: elaborate please?
79: Does the word cuddle make you feel awkward: no
80: Does the word snack make you feel awkward: no it reminds me of snack time in elementary school
81: Are skirts more fun or flirty: flirty
82: Ruffle skirts; hot or not: not
83: Scandelous tube tops; hot or not: hot on some, inappropriately tight on others