it's (not) me
so here they are...full summer travel plans!
27 Apr: Vancouver
24 May: HK
24 Aug: Vancouver
9 Sept: Kingston
if anyone is thinking of visiting HK this summer...DO IT. i need to start compiling a list of holy grail destinations. :D
i'm procrastinating on a paper for my ICT class right now. so far i've watched STS, read 2 chapters of Twilight (no i'm not becoming a crazy fangirl don't worry), flipped through an old TVB mag (the one with KeNi on the cover ♥), flipped through yearbooks from the past 2 years...& now i'm waiting for dinner time. sigh. going to the dentist to get 4 (yes, FOUR) teeth pulled out on Monday, & i'm scared shitless. :( not looking forward to not being able to eat for the next X number of weeks. they're not wisdom teeth extractions btw; just regular teeth cos i'm getting braces on 12 March. yes, that's right. i'm going to be OOGLEE. T___T
anyway, my zai told me abt the site My Mom is a Fob & i srsly almost passed out from laughing after reading all the entries. it is HILARIOUS. and i can totally relate cos my mom can be quite "..." sometimes, just the moms featured on the site. here is a small sample:
Rape Prevention Tactics
Be sure to wear lots of underwear, so if you get rape it’ll take them longer and you can escape.
should we start buying different sizes of underwear?? :O
Tickle Me Emo
Mom: She is so elmo!
Me: What?!
Mom: You know. Da skinny jean! Dark hair in her face. You know, elmo!
WHY U SO ELMO?!
Your Boy Toy!
Mom: Hey, you want to bring your Playboy?
Me: My what?
Mom: I mean...your boy toy.
Me: ??
Mom: You know, the game that you take with you.
(After a few minutes.)
Me: Oh! Gameboy!
WAHAHAHAHA. that reminds me of how my mom insists on calling youtube "you-TUB". if you have any funny mom-ness to share, you can send them to the site. XD there's mydadisafob.com too but it's not as funny, cos we all know moms are funnier hahaha. i'm beginning to love asian moms, in a weird way. XD