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so we're all moved into our new house. well i wouldn't call it moved in cos the only thing i moved really was my huge camping bag. the boxes won't be here till freaking THREE WEEKS LATER, so meanwhile i have to live a minimalist life. which means i'd have worn the same clothes for 7 weeks. T_T the only thing i really really need is a desk - my laptop is currently propped up on my pillow, my laptop case and 2 telephone directories and it still gives me backaches from leaning forward. sigh. speaking of which, my internet is so screwed up right now and keeps signing me off every 5 minutes. -.- granted, i stole wireless connection from who-knows-where. this is so anoyingggg! don't know how much longer i can stand these non-living standards.
anyway, we had dimsum with our relatives today. my cousin is srsly chio. back in 2002, i thought she looked like Jen Aniston. guess what? she still looks like Jen Aniston! the resemblance is uncanny. CHIO. er yah. lunch was uneventful as no one seemed interested in what i had to say, esp. my parents. yes, i am so socially awkward that i will most definitely start spouting crap thus you have to answer every single question for me. wtv man i'll just shut up and eat my food. and say goodbye politely 2 hours later and not see my relatives again till Christmas. aiyoh it feels so fake anyway - like putting random strangers together at a table for a mandatory meal. don't care much for it really.
haha recently i read Fishbowl by Sarah Mlynowski and it's srsly damn funny. like LOL-ing funny. it's abt 3 roommates who burn down their kitchen and have to raise money to pay for it's damages. some hilariousity:
- "Float away, annoying man! Float away!"
- "Why is Nick so full of shit? Was he a toilet in his last life?"
- "Must not look. Pretend she's an eclipse."
- "I'm on a mission to remove the pole that is shoved all the way up Jodine's ass."
- "Apparently an entire carbonated-free world exists that I am unaware of."
- "Toilet addicts need only to hear the word bathroom and they're off and running." (oh, how well i relate to this! XD)
- "The kitchen wall is still on fire. How annoying."
- "Shut up, big mouth! Close your diuretic mouth! I try to silence her with poisoned telepathy."
- "Good? Our kitchen has been zapped into another dimension and this is good?"
- "Okay, he does have a point. No kitchen is far preferable to no existence."
- "The computer in her brain is booting, booting...still booting...aha! Ding ding! Computer is now on." (i can say this abt more than a few ppl...)
- "What is ten hundred? Who says that? I'm not only a moron having a heart attack. I'm a moron having a heart attack who can't count."
- "I'm pretty sure you still have to have sex these days to get pregnant, but you never know. Maybe it is morning sickness and I'm carrying Jesus II."
- "Two grand! I hope the other girls have some Houdini money."
- "For that price, there'd better be at least three other microwaves hiding somewhere. And it should be at least transform into a freezer when a combination secret code is typed in."
- "A thiry-dollar pizza? Is the crust laced with caviar?"
- "It's about as effective as spraying my head with a water pistol."
- "All of you collectively left the stove on?"
- "Yes. We all held the dial on high until it caught fire."
- "Talk? Now?"
- "No, I called now, but I want to talk tomorrow."
who's for a virtual tour of my house (& other random stuff)? here.
on second thoughts, i'd rather not hear about it.
anyway, we had dimsum with our relatives today. my cousin is srsly chio. back in 2002, i thought she looked like Jen Aniston. guess what? she still looks like Jen Aniston! the resemblance is uncanny. CHIO. er yah. lunch was uneventful as no one seemed interested in what i had to say, esp. my parents. yes, i am so socially awkward that i will most definitely start spouting crap thus you have to answer every single question for me. wtv man i'll just shut up and eat my food. and say goodbye politely 2 hours later and not see my relatives again till Christmas. aiyoh it feels so fake anyway - like putting random strangers together at a table for a mandatory meal. don't care much for it really.
haha recently i read Fishbowl by Sarah Mlynowski and it's srsly damn funny. like LOL-ing funny. it's abt 3 roommates who burn down their kitchen and have to raise money to pay for it's damages. some hilariousity:
- "Float away, annoying man! Float away!"
- "Why is Nick so full of shit? Was he a toilet in his last life?"
- "Must not look. Pretend she's an eclipse."
- "I'm on a mission to remove the pole that is shoved all the way up Jodine's ass."
- "Apparently an entire carbonated-free world exists that I am unaware of."
- "Toilet addicts need only to hear the word bathroom and they're off and running." (oh, how well i relate to this! XD)
- "The kitchen wall is still on fire. How annoying."
- "Shut up, big mouth! Close your diuretic mouth! I try to silence her with poisoned telepathy."
- "Good? Our kitchen has been zapped into another dimension and this is good?"
- "Okay, he does have a point. No kitchen is far preferable to no existence."
- "The computer in her brain is booting, booting...still booting...aha! Ding ding! Computer is now on." (i can say this abt more than a few ppl...)
- "What is ten hundred? Who says that? I'm not only a moron having a heart attack. I'm a moron having a heart attack who can't count."
- "I'm pretty sure you still have to have sex these days to get pregnant, but you never know. Maybe it is morning sickness and I'm carrying Jesus II."
- "Two grand! I hope the other girls have some Houdini money."
- "For that price, there'd better be at least three other microwaves hiding somewhere. And it should be at least transform into a freezer when a combination secret code is typed in."
- "A thiry-dollar pizza? Is the crust laced with caviar?"
- "It's about as effective as spraying my head with a water pistol."
- "All of you collectively left the stove on?"
- "Yes. We all held the dial on high until it caught fire."
- "Talk? Now?"
- "No, I called now, but I want to talk tomorrow."
who's for a virtual tour of my house (& other random stuff)? here.
on second thoughts, i'd rather not hear about it.