Is that like Soilent? As in Soilent Green? Cause that movie is cool. So is Charlton Heston. And he's in it. He's so cool he gets to be president of the NRA. I hope the future isn't like in that movie cause nobody has air conditioning and it'd get really smelly. Besides, i don't like sweating. Don't you hate it too?
Back to the Charlton. He's also Moses in the Ten Commandments which makes him really awesome. When he came down from the mountain and yelled at them about the Golden Calf.. man...he was scary. Like he had some kind of godly power or something. Did you know he has Alzheimer's? that has gotta be the most unfun thing ever. But then again, you wouldn't know it wasn't fun! Ahahahah, i crack myself up.
You what would also suck if the future was like Soilent Green? Having to eat that crappy synthetic Soilent red and blue. Fruit is like a delicacy? Imagine that. So is pretty much any other natural food. And if your rich you have *gasp* running water. Hence, we arrive back at the smelly factor.
Well you know what is the real kicker in the end? Soylent Green is PEOPLE!! Holy shit. i never saw that coming. i was like oh damn that is some fucked up shit. And no one believes 'ole Charlton. But on the bright side, it was actually just OLD people. And really, do we need anymore of them? Fuck cemetaries and cremation. I wanna recycle people. It's the ultimate in eco-friendliness.
We should eat some babies too. But only the ones from third world countries, or just poor people in general. Jonathan Swift. That's a cat who knew what was up. Population outta control? Kill some people. But not succesful, productive adults, hell no. Useless babies that cry all the time and whine and want shit, and when they poop they can't even clean themselves. Oh, but rich babies will grow up smart and successful, so we should spare them. but mr. swift. he knew his material. he wrote about a world of little people. that is so awesome. Liliputians. Fuck Yeah.
Back to Soylent Green, and it's being people and whatever. Oh crap. the movie is Soylent. not Soilent. AHA! you must like the metal band, Soilent Green I didn't know you liked metal. Well that is a cool thing to like pard'ner. You should listen to the illustrious radio show WREKage, on 91.1FM Friday Nights 10pm-6am.
You can get plenty of death metal for your taste. I don't really like Soilent Green or their genre, but that's cool. I prefer other death metal, some black metal, hardcore, black-death metalcore with a grind- thrashy twist. And don't forget evil satanic metal riffs mixed with christian hardcore. Those dudes must be conflicted. They're like hell yeah check out this slayer riff! Then they hear Tom talk about fucking dead bodies, which makes them : a) Cry b) Pray c) First A, run and tell their parents about the evilness, then B as a family. Real Men love Jesus!! No not really. Or maybe I'm not a real man. OH GOD!!! I could be a replicant like in Blace Runner. You know, and android (the name in the book). Or like Friday in the book like Robert Heinlein. An articial person. Shit, everyone is gonna hate me and discrminate against me like in that book. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Don't tell anyone. This also means i could have superhuman powers. I'll have to try them out. Well, heh, I use them all the time in the bedroom. I'm so quick it's superhuman. Some would call that an unfortunate event. I call it efficiency. Must be my artificial instincts. Efficiency is best. Love and emotion are useless. Prepare to be assimilated. We are the Borg. Isn't Star Trek lame as shit?! Assimilation is bad. That's why we use condoms and birth control. Eggs and sperm should not assimilate. Not until much later in my life. Even if I had a baby, we could just eat it. Cause i'd be poor. I am poor. I'm a student.
If you don't wanna read all that, here's a summary: Borg. Soylent Green = Old People. Cannibalism is good. Stephen Daedulus. Liliputians. Fuck Yeah. Dimmu Borgir + Converge + Children of Bodom = Ejaculation. Mersault+sun in eyes=Dead Arab+Literature.
So that's a pretty sufficient summary if i ever saw one.
Is that like Soilent? As in Soilent Green? Cause that movie is cool. So is Charlton Heston. And he's in it. He's so cool he gets to be president of the NRA.
I hope the future isn't like in that movie cause nobody has air conditioning and it'd get really smelly. Besides, i don't like sweating. Don't you hate it too?
Back to the Charlton. He's also Moses in the Ten Commandments which makes him really awesome. When he came down from the mountain and yelled at them about the Golden Calf.. man...he was scary. Like he had some kind of godly power or something.
Did you know he has Alzheimer's? that has gotta be the most unfun thing ever. But then again, you wouldn't know it wasn't fun! Ahahahah, i crack myself up.
You what would also suck if the future was like Soilent Green? Having to eat that crappy synthetic Soilent red and blue. Fruit is like a delicacy? Imagine that. So is pretty much any other natural food. And if your rich you have *gasp* running water. Hence, we arrive back at the smelly factor.
Well you know what is the real kicker in the end? Soylent Green is PEOPLE!! Holy shit. i never saw that coming. i was like oh damn that is some fucked up shit. And no one believes 'ole Charlton. But on the bright side, it was actually just OLD people. And really, do we need anymore of them? Fuck cemetaries and cremation. I wanna recycle people. It's the ultimate in eco-friendliness.
We should eat some babies too. But only the ones from third world countries, or just poor people in general.
Jonathan Swift. That's a cat who knew what was up. Population outta control? Kill some people. But not succesful, productive adults, hell no.
Useless babies that cry all the time and whine and want shit, and when they poop they can't even clean themselves. Oh, but rich babies will grow up smart and successful, so we should spare them.
but mr. swift. he knew his material. he wrote about a world of little people. that is so awesome. Liliputians. Fuck Yeah.
Back to Soylent Green, and it's being people and whatever. Oh crap. the movie is Soylent. not Soilent. AHA! you must like the metal band,
Soilent Green
I didn't know you liked metal. Well that is a cool thing to like pard'ner.
You should listen to the illustrious radio show WREKage, on 91.1FM Friday Nights 10pm-6am.
You can get plenty of death metal for your taste. I don't really like Soilent Green or their genre, but that's cool. I prefer other death metal, some black metal, hardcore, black-death metalcore with a grind- thrashy twist. And don't forget evil satanic metal riffs mixed with christian hardcore. Those dudes must be conflicted.
They're like hell yeah check out this slayer riff! Then they hear Tom talk about fucking dead bodies, which makes them :
a) Cry
b) Pray
c) First A, run and tell their parents about the evilness, then B as a family.
Real Men love Jesus!! No not really. Or maybe I'm not a real man. OH GOD!!! I could be a replicant like in Blace Runner. You know, and android (the name in the book).
Or like Friday in the book like Robert Heinlein. An articial person. Shit, everyone is gonna hate me and discrminate against me like in that book. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Don't tell anyone.
This also means i could have superhuman powers. I'll have to try them out. Well, heh, I use them all the time in the bedroom. I'm so quick it's superhuman. Some would call that an unfortunate event.
I call it efficiency. Must be my artificial instincts. Efficiency is best. Love and emotion are useless.
Prepare to be assimilated.
We are the Borg.
Isn't Star Trek lame as shit?! Assimilation is bad. That's why we use condoms and birth control. Eggs and sperm should not assimilate. Not until much later in my life.
Even if I had a baby, we could just eat it. Cause i'd be poor.
I am poor. I'm a student.
If you don't wanna read all that, here's a summary:
Borg. Soylent Green = Old People. Cannibalism is good. Stephen Daedulus. Liliputians. Fuck Yeah. Dimmu Borgir + Converge + Children of Bodom = Ejaculation. Mersault+sun in eyes=Dead Arab+Literature.
So that's a pretty sufficient summary if i ever saw one.
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