Story Time!!
It is now that time....when I am incredibly bored at work, and counting down the seconds to go home. So what better way to spend the time than STORY TIME!
There once was a little Duck named Wazoo, who loved to poo.
Now this was no ordinary duck that loved to poo. He liked to make art out of his poo. So one day, while coloring with neon crayons with his pal Pogo the Penguin, he had a brilliant idea.
What better way to mix such beautiful, bright colors, than eating all the crayons and pooping them out to make one, big, bright, multi-colored pile of poopwork. Pogo thought this was so fantastic, that he decided to join in as well. They ate crayon after crayon of allllll their favorite neon colors and waited with anticipation for the big moment to come.
When it came...it was glorious. They pooped out the most beautiful rainbow a duck or penguin has ever seen!!
It brought out such emotion and inspiration that they both blew up right then and there. *POOF!* And just like that, they were gone.
But they were not gone for good.
In fact, they were sent to some magiccccal land full of awe and wonder. And MUSHROOMS!!
You see, what happened here, was that the great god of all things magical and mushroomy had been keeping an eye out for good ol' Wazoo. For he knew! He knew of the great things that this little duckling could do!
Of course, everyone knows that the most magical mushrooms come from poo. Think of how much more magical these mushrooms would be if they grew on NEON poo!!
SO the grreat god of everything magical and mushroomy sent Wazoo and his friend Pogo to work. He gave them all the neon crayons a duck and penguin could ever want (and believe me....that's a lot!), and told them to poo out as much bright, and colorful poo they could.
Just imagine their disbelief! ALLL the crayons they could ever imagine and more! FLAVORED CRAYONS! This great god of everything magical and mushroomy must have been working with that Wonka man, because these were the tastiest crayons EVER. So off they went into the magical forest of mushrooms, skipping and holding hands, to eat all the flavored crayons they couldn't even dream of.
Until one day.....(DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!)an evil little Lawn Gnome named Frank, along with his partner in crime, the Cerial Leprechaun, caught wind of this scheme. They were not happy, for the great god of everything magical and mushroomy promised them each a barrel of rum if they would bring all the poo in eternity (yeah, i bet you thought it just got flushed down the toilet, huh?) and bring it from the eternal holding tank to the magical forest of mushrooms. Boy were they pissed....if this duck and penguin team were supplying all the poo (magical, neon poo, too!)then they were out of business.
They had to come up with a plan to stop this blasphemy!!! And they would stop at NOTHING!! NOOOOOOOTTTTHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!MWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! MMMUUAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
dun dun DUUUUNNNNN!
to be continued......
There once was a little Duck named Wazoo, who loved to poo.
Now this was no ordinary duck that loved to poo. He liked to make art out of his poo. So one day, while coloring with neon crayons with his pal Pogo the Penguin, he had a brilliant idea.
What better way to mix such beautiful, bright colors, than eating all the crayons and pooping them out to make one, big, bright, multi-colored pile of poopwork. Pogo thought this was so fantastic, that he decided to join in as well. They ate crayon after crayon of allllll their favorite neon colors and waited with anticipation for the big moment to come.
When it came...it was glorious. They pooped out the most beautiful rainbow a duck or penguin has ever seen!!
It brought out such emotion and inspiration that they both blew up right then and there. *POOF!* And just like that, they were gone.
But they were not gone for good.
In fact, they were sent to some magiccccal land full of awe and wonder. And MUSHROOMS!!
You see, what happened here, was that the great god of all things magical and mushroomy had been keeping an eye out for good ol' Wazoo. For he knew! He knew of the great things that this little duckling could do!
Of course, everyone knows that the most magical mushrooms come from poo. Think of how much more magical these mushrooms would be if they grew on NEON poo!!
SO the grreat god of everything magical and mushroomy sent Wazoo and his friend Pogo to work. He gave them all the neon crayons a duck and penguin could ever want (and believe me....that's a lot!), and told them to poo out as much bright, and colorful poo they could.
Just imagine their disbelief! ALLL the crayons they could ever imagine and more! FLAVORED CRAYONS! This great god of everything magical and mushroomy must have been working with that Wonka man, because these were the tastiest crayons EVER. So off they went into the magical forest of mushrooms, skipping and holding hands, to eat all the flavored crayons they couldn't even dream of.
Until one day.....(DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!)an evil little Lawn Gnome named Frank, along with his partner in crime, the Cerial Leprechaun, caught wind of this scheme. They were not happy, for the great god of everything magical and mushroomy promised them each a barrel of rum if they would bring all the poo in eternity (yeah, i bet you thought it just got flushed down the toilet, huh?) and bring it from the eternal holding tank to the magical forest of mushrooms. Boy were they pissed....if this duck and penguin team were supplying all the poo (magical, neon poo, too!)then they were out of business.
They had to come up with a plan to stop this blasphemy!!! And they would stop at NOTHING!! NOOOOOOOTTTTHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!MWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! MMMUUAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
dun dun DUUUUNNNNN!
to be continued......