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[_thuringwethil]

*notices that the vegetable minions have become wilted and dry in this heat*

*finds a large watering can and fills it with blood*

*summons for the zombie vegetables and showers them with nutritious haemoglobin*

*watches them wriggle and squirm gleefully, absorbing the nutrients*

[Edit]:*How much sex can a vampire have in one post? And with how

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[uldor_accursed]

*walks by*

0_o

[_thuringwethil]

Oh, hello.

*looks at your puzzled expression*

Right. They're undead vegetables. When I was pregnant with 'Lisse I got cravings... and... well... draining the vegetables resulted in the strange little minions that you see.

[uldor_accursed]

Right. I would not have thought they were part of your normal diet otherwise.

Are they useful?

[_thuringwethil]

Surprisingly so.

You'd be amazed at what the jalapenos and chillis can do when they get up someone's nose... or arse. >:D

[uldor_accursed]

*Laughs*

That's deviant cruelty, that is.

[_thuringwethil]

Well, yes. Yes it is.

And I like it!! >:D

[uldor_accursed]

Ever tried? >:D

[_thuringwethil]

On Morgoth. He wasn't dealing with the shock of me being pregnant at first and was pissing me right off. >:)

[uldor_accursed]

*snickers*

Did he object?

[_thuringwethil]

Screamed his fucking head off.

But, well... then he met 'Lisse and became utterly besotted. He makes a surprisingly wonderful father.

[uldor_accursed]

He makes a surprisingly wonderful father.

One would almost never had known. Until you meet Lisse, of course. :)

[_thuringwethil]

She wraps just about everyone around her finger.

Definitely has her father's charisma of old.

[uldor_accursed]

*sigh**misses the good old days*

So very evil too. Who could not love the combination? But she has never seen the void.

[_thuringwethil]

No, she never has. And I hope it stays that way.

*shudders a little at the thought*

[uldor_accursed]

It will, don't worry. There are too many people who love her.

And I should not have bought that up.

[_thuringwethil]

*smiles*

No, that's fine. It's something we should be aware of lest it come to that again. No point in pretending it's not a potential outcome.