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[_thuringwethil]

VANA!!!!!!!!

I WANT A WORD WITH YOU! >:(

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[vana_laisi]

*eep*

[_thuringwethil]

THERE you are!!!

WHAT did YOU do to DAEMION?!??! He's got FLOWERS growing out of his HEAD!

[orome_aldaron]

::decides to not interfere and watch this from the peanut gallery::

>_>

[vana_laisi]

V...Vána was just playing with the squirrelies and the birdies and then Dai-vala walked by and Vána was making flowers and turned around to look at Dai-vala and suddenly there were flowers in Dai-vala's hair but the flowers were pretty so Vána thought Dai-vala would like the flowers and *lipwobble*

[_thuringwethil]

Well! He doesn't! It's not natural! Flowers are hideous at the best of times and they're NOT meant to grow out of ANYONE'S head!

[vana_laisi]

Sunlight, air, rain, hair is kind of like dirt...heads are perfect for the little flowers!

And flowers are PRETTY. *glare*

[_thuringwethil]

Hair is NOTHING like dirt! Dirt's dirt and hair's keratin!!

[vana_laisi]

Hair and dirt are both squishy, so the flowers' little feet can get a good grip on them. *nod sagely* So phthbbt on you and your keratin.

[_thuringwethil]

Well, furthermore you CAN'T plant FLOWERS on someone unless they ASK you to!!!

It's... it's... it's an evil thing to do!!!

>.< How did ANYONE so thick give birth to Daemion is beyond me.

[vana_laisi]

But...flowers! And evil people don't like flowers, so putting flowers on people is good!

[_thuringwethil]

>.<

NO! NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T WANT THINGS GROWING ON THEM EITHER!!!

Only ENTS seem to like that kind of thing!

[vana_laisi]

Well then normal people are STUPID! And so is Thuringwethil! PHTHBBT!

*storms off after making a daisy grow out of the back of your shirt with patterns on the petals spelling out KICK ME*

[_thuringwethil]

...

Jesus. You just pronounced my name without pausing between the syllables.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! DON'T MAKE ME SPEAK TO YAVANNA OR AULE ABOUT THIS! >:|

[vana_laisi]

*shouts back over her shoulder* TALK TO YAVANNA AND AULE ABOUT WHATEVER! VÁNA ISN'T AFRAID OF STUPID THU...THURINGWETHIL!

[_thuringwethil]

RARRRGH!!!!!

*flies off to find Aule or Yavanna* >:|

[_mahal]

*Sees an enraged vampire bitch headed in his direction...*

SHIT! DAMN! PISS! IT'S TOO LATE TO HIDE!

What do you want?