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[_thuringwethil]

*flees the pub and starts heading towards the Temple, only to see her daughter going in*

>.<

Well. There's definitely no peace and quiet to be found there.*mutters and heads off away from the town, looking for some idiot farmer or something of equal stupidity and lack of canonical relevance to dine upon

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[_namo]

*snuggles a nearby rock*

[_thuringwethil]

*just. stares.*

*shakes her head*

I cannot BELIEVE you're a Valar.

[_namo]

*unconsciously manifests a jar of peanut butter and starts sleepeating*

[_thuringwethil]

*stares at you in morbid fascination*

Well fuck me. I never thought that was possible.

[_namo]

*opens one eye*

Hullo, Bat Lady. :)

[_thuringwethil]

*sighs*

Hello Namo. Know of any stray elves I could snack on?

[_namo]

*shrugs*

Can't you try a different technique? The eating alive thing is so painful. Poor elfies. ;_;

[_thuringwethil]

...

Hello! Vampire!

*points and taps her fangs*

SHEE? TEEEEF!

[_namo]

*thinks really hard and comes up with a box of crackers*

*holds it and the peanut butter up toward you*

Cracker? :D

[_thuringwethil]

Don't you have any blood to go with it? >:(

[_namo]

Blood? Uh...no... Kool-Aid? OH YEAHHHH! :D :D :D

[_thuringwethil]

...

Kool Aid?

What about something sensibly decadent, like wine?

[_namo]

*manifests a bottle of red Kool-Aid wine and a goblet with smiley bats painted on it*

*hands them up to you*

[_thuringwethil]

*is quite surprised*

Why... thank you.

*sips it and wrinkles her nose but doesn't actually complain*

I... quite like the little bats on it.

[_namo]

Oh good. They're cute but you're much scarier. :D

*waves his arms and legs to make a dirt angel*

[_thuringwethil]

*takes her complements where she can get them*

Why thank you. But then it does kind of go with the job.

You're fairly terrifying too... when you're not making dirt angels and being adorably weird.