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Dec 16, 2003 14:53

AIM conversations are boring to read, I know. But I didn't feel like retyping the story of Jano Svartson and his dramatic impact on the Razor community.

x clicheSN x: Hey I just got done Razoring.
DestroyTheRabbit: haha
DestroyTheRabbit: silly queer
x clicheSN x: I made up this biography about a guy named Jano Svartson.
x clicheSN x: Who paved the way for Razorers.
x clicheSN x: And his eff-you attitude created a wave in the indusrty and brought rebellion to the sport.
DestroyTheRabbit: hahahaha
x clicheSN x: This gave it a new edge and changed it from a kiddy-hobby to a kickass alternative to the hoola-hoops and swingsets of the mid 1990's.
x clicheSN x: He then got into the porno business and made a brief disappearence that startled the scoot-munity. When he came back, he came back with a new bag of tricks anda new style and outlook that would once again revolutionize the world.
x clicheSN x: It was now about Fun. Fun, being the company he started, with top scoot-riders such as Alfo Morez and Ferdinand Galahop. A modern-day Birdhouse, if you will.
x clicheSN x: Using this mechanism he transformed the minds of followers and then pulled a very stunty stunt. He bagan Blading. He integrated his love for the two cultures, added a bit of ice skating and reggae, and came to the limelight with a gold tooth and a trictionary thicker than your mother's brittish accent. He was now unstoppable.
x clicheSN x: hen he OD'd on cocain and the corperate side of the sport flew to shattered shards of kickspins, nadlers, and jump danglers.
x clicheSN x: Despite this, the ones who were true followers of this diverse subculture didn't stop when the party did, and they continue to shred the underground with a feirce fire that burns brighter than any 100 dollar bill.
DestroyTheRabbit: hahahahahaha
DestroyTheRabbit: dude thats the greatest thing ever
x clicheSN x: These are the champions. They are known to the public as SCOOT CONTROL FORCE 69. Among themselves, they are simply a tightly knit group of shredders.
x clicheSN x: Thrashers.
x clicheSN x: Humpbumpers.
x clicheSN x: They will eat your face if you one-up them.
x clicheSN x: etc etc and by 2003 they had all died of crazy scoot-related injuries because they're too damn hardcore.
x clicheSN x: ... note, this all took place between the mid 1990's and last year. haha
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