Steve Sheridan is borderline redneck
So as most college kids do, I went to Florida for spring break. Except I actually went to The University of Florida which is kind of weird because I went to a school on Spring break but Gibbons was like, "Yo bitch do this!" So I did. And I learned many new things on this trip.
1. Woman can't do anything themselves. So when I went to Gainesville, the rest of my family decided to go to Disney World which was cool because I got a free plane ticket. But that meant that my sister and mother were going. They insist on packing the whole effing bathroom and closet but then are too weak to carry it themselves. So obviously I have to do that. They also walk slow.
2. People at other schools tend to like me better than people at my own school. By the end of the first night at UF, someone already offered to adopt me. At Assumption all I get are death threats and kidney shots.
3. The world is out to get me. why else would the only day it rains be the same day I have tickets to a Yankees spring training game that gets rained out.
4. People don't have their cell phones around them. That same day we got lost for 7 hours and everyone I called looking to be around a computer for mapquest was not around. They were nice enough to all call back 5 hours later though.
5. Kids in Westford believe I have gone insane. I may run with this one for a while.
6. The OC is getting shittier and shitter each week. Saved by the Bell called, they want their storyline back.
7. Florida is more redneck than paradise. Have you ever been to a Gainesville Wal-Mart at 11:30 at night on a Tuesday?
8. I figured I'm the perfect guy. I see myself as a 7 which is not good looking but also not ugly which means girls arent intimidated by me. I learned this from Ed.
9. Ed is the best tv show in sydication right now.
10. Florida is pretty damn cold once the sun goes down. But better than Massachusetts I guess.
11. Clock Hands Strangle is going to be the next big thing. I met a kid in the band and they were pretty good.
12. The 6th grader inside of me got me really into Third Eye Blind again. I mean JUMPER!, GRADUATE!, BLINDED! It doesnt get much better than this.
13. Every girl at University of Floirda is a 10.
14. No girl at Univeristy of Florida talked to me.
So that's pretty much my week. I left and it was 70 degrees and I came back and it was 29 with an assload of snow. SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
this is ryan g.
1. Woman can't do anything themselves. So when I went to Gainesville, the rest of my family decided to go to Disney World which was cool because I got a free plane ticket. But that meant that my sister and mother were going. They insist on packing the whole effing bathroom and closet but then are too weak to carry it themselves. So obviously I have to do that. They also walk slow.
2. People at other schools tend to like me better than people at my own school. By the end of the first night at UF, someone already offered to adopt me. At Assumption all I get are death threats and kidney shots.
3. The world is out to get me. why else would the only day it rains be the same day I have tickets to a Yankees spring training game that gets rained out.
4. People don't have their cell phones around them. That same day we got lost for 7 hours and everyone I called looking to be around a computer for mapquest was not around. They were nice enough to all call back 5 hours later though.
5. Kids in Westford believe I have gone insane. I may run with this one for a while.
6. The OC is getting shittier and shitter each week. Saved by the Bell called, they want their storyline back.
7. Florida is more redneck than paradise. Have you ever been to a Gainesville Wal-Mart at 11:30 at night on a Tuesday?
8. I figured I'm the perfect guy. I see myself as a 7 which is not good looking but also not ugly which means girls arent intimidated by me. I learned this from Ed.
9. Ed is the best tv show in sydication right now.
10. Florida is pretty damn cold once the sun goes down. But better than Massachusetts I guess.
11. Clock Hands Strangle is going to be the next big thing. I met a kid in the band and they were pretty good.
12. The 6th grader inside of me got me really into Third Eye Blind again. I mean JUMPER!, GRADUATE!, BLINDED! It doesnt get much better than this.
13. Every girl at University of Floirda is a 10.
14. No girl at Univeristy of Florida talked to me.
So that's pretty much my week. I left and it was 70 degrees and I came back and it was 29 with an assload of snow. SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
this is ryan g.