Herpe Valentine's Day
Yeah so last night Katie and I were talking about STDs for some
reason. I told her that I heard/read that 1 in every 5 people my
age and in high school has genital herpes. Then I started
thinking..."I wonder how many people get freaky on Valentine's Day with
people they barely know and they end up with an STD (namely GENITAL
HERPES)".
So I thought of a new thing to say to people for Valentine's day... instead of "Happy Valentine's Day" I would cleverly switch the "Happy" with "Herpe" because I know that all these people are definitely going to be infected with it this year... I know for a fact. I'm from the future...it's true.
I'm going to sleep now...it's been a LONG day.
WHY I DIDN'T LIKE V-DAY THIS YEAR
Well last night I didn't get any sleep. I figured this would happen so earlier in the night I stopped at 7-11 to buy something that would keep me awake at work today after I stayed up all night. I bought "Stacker 3"...4 supposedly strong energy/fat-burning pills. Well I stayed up all night...ate breakfast with my uncle and Stefan and after breakfast I took the pill to wake myself up a little so I could get ready to go to work. By the time I was ready to leave for work...I was feeling extremely tired again and my stomach felt funny. So I went to work...and when I got there..I took another Stacker. I felt awake for a while...but it quickly wore off after I had to put up with customers' and my manager's crap. So the whole day I felt like I was dead and my stomach was in a little pain...because the Stackers didn't work. The whole time I just felt like I was going to pass out and die on the floor. Since I didn't have a valentine I thought i'd give a little effort at the end of the night...so I told this girl that she should be my valentine for the rest of the night since I didn't have one. She agreed!...before I left work I told her that we HAD TO make out...but she didn't go for that...maybe cuz I looked like a zombie. So I went home...then went to Dunkin' Donuts (two blocks away from our house) to get myself a little treat. I got there (after walking in the freezing rain) and I ordered my food..and realized...Dunkin' Donuts doesn't take Debit...which is all I had. So I asked the guy where I could go to get cash and he pointed out a cash place outside. So I went...and found that I only have $7 in my account and the minimum you can withdraw is 20...so I was screwed. So I basically ran away ..and the guy at Dunkin' Donut tried to run to me (probably to be like..WTF?!)...so i just took off running and I took some different and MUCH LONGER route...all while it's raining. So once again I felt sick again, my clothes were soaked, I was freezing, and I DIDN'T get to make out with anyone! ..lol OH WELL...this year sucked. Next year better be good.
So I thought of a new thing to say to people for Valentine's day... instead of "Happy Valentine's Day" I would cleverly switch the "Happy" with "Herpe" because I know that all these people are definitely going to be infected with it this year... I know for a fact. I'm from the future...it's true.
I'm going to sleep now...it's been a LONG day.
WHY I DIDN'T LIKE V-DAY THIS YEAR
Well last night I didn't get any sleep. I figured this would happen so earlier in the night I stopped at 7-11 to buy something that would keep me awake at work today after I stayed up all night. I bought "Stacker 3"...4 supposedly strong energy/fat-burning pills. Well I stayed up all night...ate breakfast with my uncle and Stefan and after breakfast I took the pill to wake myself up a little so I could get ready to go to work. By the time I was ready to leave for work...I was feeling extremely tired again and my stomach felt funny. So I went to work...and when I got there..I took another Stacker. I felt awake for a while...but it quickly wore off after I had to put up with customers' and my manager's crap. So the whole day I felt like I was dead and my stomach was in a little pain...because the Stackers didn't work. The whole time I just felt like I was going to pass out and die on the floor. Since I didn't have a valentine I thought i'd give a little effort at the end of the night...so I told this girl that she should be my valentine for the rest of the night since I didn't have one. She agreed!...before I left work I told her that we HAD TO make out...but she didn't go for that...maybe cuz I looked like a zombie. So I went home...then went to Dunkin' Donuts (two blocks away from our house) to get myself a little treat. I got there (after walking in the freezing rain) and I ordered my food..and realized...Dunkin' Donuts doesn't take Debit...which is all I had. So I asked the guy where I could go to get cash and he pointed out a cash place outside. So I went...and found that I only have $7 in my account and the minimum you can withdraw is 20...so I was screwed. So I basically ran away ..and the guy at Dunkin' Donut tried to run to me (probably to be like..WTF?!)...so i just took off running and I took some different and MUCH LONGER route...all while it's raining. So once again I felt sick again, my clothes were soaked, I was freezing, and I DIDN'T get to make out with anyone! ..lol OH WELL...this year sucked. Next year better be good.