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“V, this is crazy,” Evey stammered. She pulled on his arm and he turned to face her, mask implacable as ever. “I mean, how did you get to Larkhill from being V’s apprentice? And your legend hasn’t been around forever, you know. The first time you were ever reported in the papers was in 1993 - that’s not nearly long enough for fifteen years of retirement! Who are you really?

“Evey... I am Cary Elwes.” He ripped off his mask and showed her his true face; the stunningly handsome Westley from “The Princess Bride”!