i believe in the tenth doctor!

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[bazcat89]

GTFO DEAN WINCHESTER

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TRUFAX

I can accept Ten losing to just about anyone BUT Dean Winchester.

[bazcat89]

Supernatural seems like a slightly better American version of Torchwood that is still kind of fail.

So it's a tad horrifying that Ten isn't beating it/him.

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OMG

OMG YOU JUST PUT INTO WORDS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SUPERNATURAL

AND GAVE NEW CLARITY TO MY OFFENDED...NESS.

[bazcat89]

YOU ARE WELCOME

in ur lj, clarifyin ur offense

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ty

I have made the appropriate changes in my post. Perhaps the words "American Torchwood" will lead others to the light

[bazcat89]

We should spread it around fandom and start a ~movement~

What kind of movement I do not know.

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I don't know either. A movement where people don't like Torchwood or Supernatural?

Also, from what i understand, most of the fandom ships Dean/Sam and most of the Torchwood fandom ships Jack/Ianto. Does this mean Dean/Sam = Jack/Ianto? :O

[bazcat89]

Yes. Exactly. We will be like fandom missionaries.

Dean/Sam is totes Jack/Ianto. Plus Sam is played by Dean from Gilmore Girls, so I've always seen Sam as the bitch of the two, thus making him Ianto.

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BRINGING TRUTH TO ALL

oh it's all coming together. Do you think Sam makes scrapbooks of all the women/"demons" they kill?

[bazcat89]

BRINGING THEM INTO THE FOLD. WE ARE THEIR SHEPHERDS.

Sam totally makes scrapbooks of them. And then he shows them to Dean and Dean thinks they're crappy so Sam gets all butthurt and cries.

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YES. And then Sam writes about it in his diary? IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER.

[bazcat89]

Yesss he totes writes about it in his diary (which has the Power Rangers on the cover)

And apparently there's a new plotline which involves him turning evil. Which is hilarious. NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR LAUGHING AT MY CRAFT SUPPLIES

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If Ianto doesn't turn evil I'll be so disappointed. That is the only thing that could svae Torchwood. IT would save it even more effectively than Martha and Mickey.

[bazcat89]

Ianto would be the most hilarious villain ever. He'd be like...The DoctorDonna + The Master + Jack buttsex.

Did your mind just explode? I know mine did.

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Are you kidding you just described Awesome + Awesome + Jack Buttsex and somehow implied that that = Ianto. Ianto would be like... Lame + Crying + Jack Buttsex.

I did read an Evil Ianto fic once. It was epic. He poisoned everyone and had this elaborate, Saw-esque pltoline in which they had to help him save~ Lisa. The Doctor got involved but let's be honest if Torchwood started poisoning itself he'd just be like YOU GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT ON YOUR OWN! And then they'd all die.