je veux mon american boyfriend forever

[_thirty2flavors]

My friend who did an exchange in France sent this to me. I am not sure how many people on my flist speak French but W/E this is amazing:

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[rose_dawson]

I have so many feelings rn

confusion

shame 4 France

jamming

[_thirty2flavors]

I thought of you when I was making this post tbh

I understand your confusion, I've played it at least twice.

[rose_dawson]

Part of me wants to defend France's honor against these lies and this tackiness etc you know how I roll

But the other part of me is so perplexed and wanting to dance and that part is winning so far tbh

[lacunaz]

This is still making me laugh so hard.

The video is hilarious though omg, all those ~American girls~ being jealous of her Frenchness and writing "French Loser!" in her locker and shoving her things off desks, and then she's off snapping stalker pictures of some guy playing the guitar. Music video brilliance.

US BOYS SONT LE RÊVE DES FRENCH GIRLS~

[_thirty2flavors]

I don't know who Ju-ju-Justin is meant to be but if it's Justin Bieber excuse u Jena Lee he is a ~Canadian treasure~.

The video is amazing. She reminds me of Avril. EN FRANCAIS.

[lacunaz]

Bitches don't know 'bout our national ~talent~.

Oh god she totally is. hé hé vous vous je n'aime pas ton girlfriend! Uhh I've forgotten all other Avril songs, that'll have to do.

[_thirty2flavors]

He is a gentleman and a scholar and a humanitarian who purchases ice creams for people.

lol YOU DID WELL.

[oxymora]

*groans* I'll never get that out of my brain again.

[_thirty2flavors]

Me too. I regret nothing.

LE TALENT D'EMINEM!

[oxymora]

LE COTÉ ROMANTIQUE D'EDWARD!

[firstofoct]

I can't listen to the video rn, but you have peaked my curiosity. This french girl does not choose very good American boyfriends.

Someday I will release a song about my boyfriends and you shall all be envious.

[_thirty2flavors]

I think the Eminem thing is my favourite. Is Eminem still relevant in France? And ngl I wasn't even sure who Brian McKnight was.

I am sure it will be a great song. Justin Bieber will sing it for you if you woo him with your womanly wiles.

[sweetcherrytree]

U DONT KNO BRIAN MCKNIGHT???

[fauxkaren]

lol. I'm way too sleepy to try to use my extremely basic French to translate those lyrics. So I'm going to assume that it's basically this song:

except French.

[_thirty2flavors]

This song is way more awesome because she describes her ~American boy~ as having the voice of Brian McKnight, the talent of Eminem and the ~romantic side~ of Edward Cullen, among other things.