aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! squid wrath!!!!!!!!

Dec 20, 2005 05:09

I just finished my exams today, and i'm very worn out. but relieved.

I just realised how soon christmas is! I still need to get everyone presents! oh, great, there goes my relief...


Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I exposed eat_small_birds to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (355 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
_thepacificage

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