A Black Hispanic Sportswriting Eskimo, who'd have thunk it?
Holy shitmonkeys this stuff is confusing.
This application is due then, and that one's due then, and this one is due a month later (but they're all early action) and this one has this essay, and this one has a similar but slightly different essay, and if you apply this way you have to do some other part of the application this way, and ooh look if you apply online you don't have to pay an application fee, but if you're applying to this college you have to fill out this part but not this part and pay this but not that, and WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR OPEN HOUSE, and please put your social security number here, oh no wait we'll bug the system so it deletes everything you put in, and PAY US THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, and maybe we'll give you a scholarship if you write a bagillion word essay and give us your left leg, but only if you're a black hispanic eskimo who wants to go into sportswriting with a concentration in curling, and oh by the way you have to be methodist too, and oh yeah, PICK YOUR MAJOR RIGHT NOW. And that being said, can you please look at these statistics of the number of people we accept in your GPA or SAT range you can feel like crap about yourself?
Oi.
I'm going to go live in a cardboard box in Central Park. With cable and wireless, and an underground tunnel to the public library. I'll be a Techno Hermit.
Also, Brown is stupid and must publish their application.
Toodles. Time for essay-writing and sleep.
It's not so bad, actually, it's sort of fun, assuming I get into one of this institutions of higher learning at the end of it all. I just need bitch-time. Bitch bitch bitch.
This application is due then, and that one's due then, and this one is due a month later (but they're all early action) and this one has this essay, and this one has a similar but slightly different essay, and if you apply this way you have to do some other part of the application this way, and ooh look if you apply online you don't have to pay an application fee, but if you're applying to this college you have to fill out this part but not this part and pay this but not that, and WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR OPEN HOUSE, and please put your social security number here, oh no wait we'll bug the system so it deletes everything you put in, and PAY US THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, and maybe we'll give you a scholarship if you write a bagillion word essay and give us your left leg, but only if you're a black hispanic eskimo who wants to go into sportswriting with a concentration in curling, and oh by the way you have to be methodist too, and oh yeah, PICK YOUR MAJOR RIGHT NOW. And that being said, can you please look at these statistics of the number of people we accept in your GPA or SAT range you can feel like crap about yourself?
Oi.
I'm going to go live in a cardboard box in Central Park. With cable and wireless, and an underground tunnel to the public library. I'll be a Techno Hermit.
Also, Brown is stupid and must publish their application.
Toodles. Time for essay-writing and sleep.
It's not so bad, actually, it's sort of fun, assuming I get into one of this institutions of higher learning at the end of it all. I just need bitch-time. Bitch bitch bitch.