Topic 248 - Good Spy
Would you make a good spy? Why or why not?
Yes, I do think that I would make a pretty damn good spy. The fact that I'm Omnipresent, which means that I'm everywhere. Well that is very helpful in the spying department. The ability to turn invisible is also helpful, and the power to teleport anywhere in the universe is an added bonus. So I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty good at finding out secrets about people. Good thing I don't work for the tabloids. Well okay, that's more due to the fact of not having a physical body makes it hard to take pictures. But I could probably get one of my flunkies to take photos. To be honest, my Harbingers aren't good at taking pictures either. They're not very good at spying or fighting or anything sadly. I so need better followers. But that's another story.
So too keep it short and sweet - like me. Yes I'd make a good spy. Not as good as James Bond. But then who is as good or hot as him. Lucky for the world I'm lazy and don't like lurking around losers all the time. Also most people are unimportant to my overall goals. So most peoples secrets don't mean a crap to me. The only secrets that matter are mine and those of people I hate or like. Okay I don't like anyone, but some I hate a little less. Yet think I've answered this question good enough, so I'm shutting up now.
Theatrical_Muse: Topic #248
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 283
Yes, I do think that I would make a pretty damn good spy. The fact that I'm Omnipresent, which means that I'm everywhere. Well that is very helpful in the spying department. The ability to turn invisible is also helpful, and the power to teleport anywhere in the universe is an added bonus. So I don't like to brag, but I'm pretty good at finding out secrets about people. Good thing I don't work for the tabloids. Well okay, that's more due to the fact of not having a physical body makes it hard to take pictures. But I could probably get one of my flunkies to take photos. To be honest, my Harbingers aren't good at taking pictures either. They're not very good at spying or fighting or anything sadly. I so need better followers. But that's another story.
So too keep it short and sweet - like me. Yes I'd make a good spy. Not as good as James Bond. But then who is as good or hot as him. Lucky for the world I'm lazy and don't like lurking around losers all the time. Also most people are unimportant to my overall goals. So most peoples secrets don't mean a crap to me. The only secrets that matter are mine and those of people I hate or like. Okay I don't like anyone, but some I hate a little less. Yet think I've answered this question good enough, so I'm shutting up now.
Theatrical_Muse: Topic #248
Muse: The First
Fandom: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Word Count: 283