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So yeah. Due to the fact that I am a guy, I've come to the conclusion that in the near future I need to get laid. Yes, yes. I have such a weakness. I've dealt with not getting any for a while and I'm fed up with it. I - Need - Ass. Call me shallow, but I think I deserve some sweet lovin

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Hahaha. I love you, Phil! Just give in to the primal need for delicious action.

I haven't seen you in awhile, except for the movies the other night, but I had to run home because I'm a loser. Let's get together and talk about penguins.

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Fo sho.